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Thats cause most of them cant afford a dental plan! Have you heard some of thier stories?? And she helps supports themselves financially by giving them a candy push cart??????? Thats Ghetto LMAO
 
Good point. How about a Reality Show about a person who has a job and can't make ends meet. hate his family, hates his job. That's Reality my friend!!!
 
Well because if it was reality... then after they got paid for doing the show it would just become a whole new story.... someone with a family who just got paid and was hiding that fact from them... THAT would be hysterical especially when the spouse finds out !!! Now Id watch that.... Make sure the pan she hits him with is cast Iron!
 
OMG, Laura! Laura! Laura! Today on Laura.........

Laura:José Luis, José Luis...quien es Yesica? Who's Yesica?

José Luis: No conozco ningun Yesica! I don't know no Yesica!!

Maria del Carmen(la esposa, the wife): Yesica? Yesica? Quien es Yesica? Who is Yesica?- repeated with an increasing tone of hysteria.

Laura, pointing at a screen: Adelante con los imagenes!!!!!!! Roll the footage!!

On the screen, someone who appears to be José Luis is making out and groping a clantily dressed, big earinged young lady in the middle of the park.

Laura: Que venga la niña, que pase Yesica!!!!!!! Come on out Yesica!!!

Yesica struts out amongst a midst of boooos, runs toward José Luis, tackles him , and knocks him over to the ground, chair and all, Maria del Carmen, hysterical til now, pulls off her shoe as they all chase José Luis around the three chairs like a psycho game of musical chairs to the tune of "Se siente, se siente" Shoes are flying, furniture's flying. All the women are pregnant(including the 5 more who come out, including José Luis' REAL wife) and each are given their carro sandwichero.
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I love Laura!!!!!!!!! But dammit, if I ever went on the show, I'd wear my shoes with the light up heels cause those babies got some nice heels on them and I'd get to see them light up as I smack him upside the head for cheating on me. Otherwise I love TLC and HGTV!!!
 
Dianita said:
OMG, Laura! Laura! Laura! Today on Laura.........

Laura:José Luis, José Luis...quien es Yesica? Who's Yesica?

José Luis: No conozco ningun Yesica! I don't know no Yesica!!

Maria del Carmen(la esposa, the wife): Yesica? Yesica? Quien es Yesica? Who is Yesica?- repeated with an increasing tone of hysteria.

Laura, pointing at a screen: Adelante con los imagenes!!!!!!! Roll the footage!!

On the screen, someone who appears to be José Luis is making out and groping a clantily dressed, big earinged young lady in the middle of the park.

Laura: Que venga la niña, que pase Yesica!!!!!!! Come on out Yesica!!!

Yesica struts out amongst a midst of boooos, runs toward José Luis, tackles him , and knocks him over to the ground, chair and all, Maria del Carmen, hysterical til now, pulls off her shoe as they all chase José Luis around the three chairs like a psycho game of musical chairs to the tune of "Se siente, se siente" Shoes are flying, furniture's flying. All the women are pregnant(including the 5 more who come out, including José Luis' REAL wife) and each are given their carro sandwichero.
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I love Laura!!!!!!!!! But dammit, if I ever went on the show, I'd wear my shoes with the light up heels cause those babies got some nice heels on them and I'd get to see them light up as I smack him upside the head for cheating on me. Otherwise I love TLC and HGTV!!!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!

They are always saying "Senorita Laura...senorita Laura" LOL!!!
 
ChuckD said:
This one kills me. The mother of Paris Hilton, trying to teach others how to live with grace, and dignity.


:losmile



Try it on your own daughter first.
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LMAO!!! Here is a piece of trivia:

Did you know that Kathy Hilton is not really a "Hilton" of course - her maiden name is Richards, AND her sisters (Paris' aunts) are well known actresses - KYLE Richards played "Lindsay" the little girl that Jamie Lee Curtis babysat in the original "Halloween" and her sister KIM Richards was a child star in a bunch of 70's Disney films like "Escape To Witch Mountain".
 
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