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The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "You had a
good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket
theatre seats. It works like a charm. The front of the church
always fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you
told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people
back to the church, and it really has".
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased
that you are open to the new ideas of youth."
"However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far
with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"I know son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot 'n Tell or Go To Hell, just can't stay on the church roof
