Prayers for men and women

[Freestyle]

THE GIRLS PRAYER
OUR CASH
WHICH ART ON PLASTIC
HALLOWED BE THY CLOTHES
THY CARTIER WATCH
THY PRADA BAG
IN HARRODS
AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES
GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA
AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING
AND LEAD US NOT UNTO LOUIS VUITTON
FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI
THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI
FOR CHANEL No.5 AND ETERNITY
AMEX


THE LADS PRAYER
OUR BEER
WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
HALLOWED BE THY ALE
THY WILL BE DRUNK
I WILL BE DRUNK
AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLEST AGAINST US
AND LEAD US NOT INTO POOFY WINEBARS
OR DETRACT US FROM REAL ALE
FOR MINE IS THE LAGER
THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY
FOREVER AND EVER
BARMEN

 

[aim4night]

thats cute.

 

[Melly22]

Hehe That Is Too Cute

 

[atx]

Lmaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LaBettyBoop]

Oh that was good. 🙂

 

[Freestyle]

Glad you like!

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[Freestyle]

I posted this on another forum and they sent me a private message this morning stating that they had to delete the post as people had been complaining saying that it was offensive????
The admin said that the people complaining had bee Jews and Islam dudes so feck knows how it is supposed to be offensive to them because if it was going to offend anybody, I would have thought it would be Christian type people???
Whats the world comng to?