YOUNG MEGATRON
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The pig farmer buys 4 new pigs, but they wont mate with each other.
Frustrated the farmer calls his neighbor and ask for advice.
The nieghbor tells him " You have to teach those pigs how to mate, I take my new pigs in to the hills and @$&* them, it works all the time".
The nieghbor also points out " if they are rolling in the mud the next day, it means they have cought on and dont need your help any more".
The farmer feels strange but takes his new pigs in to the hills and has his way wiyh them.
The next day the farmer wakes up and runs to his window to see if the pigs are playing in the mud. only to find them sitting under a tree staring at each other.
So the farmer loads them in the truck and trys again , this time giving each pig a 2nd round. -The man drives home and goes to sleep. he wakes up and sees the pigs havent learned a damn thing! So he drives them out to the hills again , this time giving each pig a 3rd round.
The farmer drives home and plops on his bed exsausted-he goes steaight to sleep, and the next day he cant even get out of bed.
His wife comes in the room and askes "Honey ...are you OK"?
The farmer mutters " Im Ok , Just do me a favor and look out the window and tell me what those damn pigs are doing"!!
The wife looks out the window in diss beleife and replies--"There in your truck honking the horn"!!
Frustrated the farmer calls his neighbor and ask for advice.
The nieghbor tells him " You have to teach those pigs how to mate, I take my new pigs in to the hills and @$&* them, it works all the time".
The nieghbor also points out " if they are rolling in the mud the next day, it means they have cought on and dont need your help any more".
The farmer feels strange but takes his new pigs in to the hills and has his way wiyh them.
The next day the farmer wakes up and runs to his window to see if the pigs are playing in the mud. only to find them sitting under a tree staring at each other.
So the farmer loads them in the truck and trys again , this time giving each pig a 2nd round. -The man drives home and goes to sleep. he wakes up and sees the pigs havent learned a damn thing! So he drives them out to the hills again , this time giving each pig a 3rd round.
The farmer drives home and plops on his bed exsausted-he goes steaight to sleep, and the next day he cant even get out of bed.
His wife comes in the room and askes "Honey ...are you OK"?
The farmer mutters " Im Ok , Just do me a favor and look out the window and tell me what those damn pigs are doing"!!
The wife looks out the window in diss beleife and replies--"There in your truck honking the horn"!!
