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ChuckD

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Ok....this isn't directed to anyone here. :lol

I was sitting next to a guy at work, and when I was talking to him, I noticed some things, and I just have to comment.....


#1. After lunch, if you can't brush your teeth, please rinse your mouth out with water, and chew some minty gum.

#2. In the morning, after your shower, please look in the mirror. If you can see hairs sticking out of your nose, trim them.

#3. If you have uni-brow working, the least you can do is drag your razor in between your eyebrows.

#4. Invest in some tweezers. Look at your ears. Enough said.
 
LMAOOOOOOOO actually after lunch if you cant brush your teeth, eat either an apple or chew some sugarless gum. This help elimate the food in btwn you teeth.
 
ahh my lovely wondertwin here are some tips from me 😉

1) If you eat garlic or onion, invest in breathmints

2) Deodorant is NOT an option

3) If you are going to "do the deed" on your break, look in a mirror before you come back to work (self-explanatory)

4) Clipping your toenails is not appropriate at work (we've mentioned this before)

5) Picking your nose (if you must) shouldn't be done at your desk. For the love of God, use the bathroom.

6) Extra perfume doesn't cover up "sex smell" take a f'n shower!

7) If you smoke, open the windows or smoke outside. Nobody needs to get a whiff of your tobacco shop smelling ass because you choose to smoke in a closet sized apartment with the windows closed.
 
Dayer said:
2) Deodorant is NOT an option.

Preach on Dawnie!!!!! :dancingb

Dayer said:
3) If you are going to "do the deed" on your break, look in a mirror before you come back to work (self-explanatory).

Oooop! LMAO....never seen that happen.


Dayer said:
6) Extra perfume doesn't cover up "sex smell" take a f'n shower!


Oh, that is just nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ChuckD said:
#3. If you have uni-brow working, the least you can do is drag your razor in between your eyebrows.

And some men wonder why they can't get freakin laid. :rolleyes

-antonio
 
OMG I AM DYING HERE!!!!

Unibrow is a :nono PLUCK PLUCK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
PLEASE.. if you smoke.. dont mix coffee breath w/ cigarette breath.. THATS the NASTIEST BAD BREATH ! EWWWWWW.. Please consider others and BRUSH your Teeth or POP in some Breath MINTS..
 
OMG this shyt is soo true & I have a co-worker who comes in EVERYDAY with that nasty coffee/cigs breath...ewww she stanks sooo bad:barf
 
If people are considering running into to work straight outta the bed, please for the love of God wash your face, I can't tell you how gross it is trying to have a conversation with someone who has eye "crispies/boogers" . WASH YO FACE !
 
Jennylicious said:
OMG this shyt is soo true & I have a co-worker who comes in EVERYDAY with that nasty coffee/cigs breath...ewww she stanks sooo bad:barf

:lol OMG... hell yeah!!! THAT IS NASTY!!!
 
Girl it sure is & every damn day it's the same stench comin from her mouth...ughhhhhhh...one day she gonna catch me havin a bad day & Imma just tell her that her breath is kickinnn..LOL
 
SPYBOY said:
If people are considering running into to work straight outta the bed, please for the love of God wash your face, I can't tell you how gross it is trying to have a conversation with someone who has eye "crispies/boogers" . WASH YO FACE !

Oh man!!!!!!!!

That is just wrong........lmao :freek :freek
 
Whats the commotion here???, Let me wipe the boogies out my eyez.. ok now!! checking my breath... good! smell the arm pit... good! ...that is sexxy whe a women smokes the entire pack of cigg's then chase it with some coffee..... can't resist the smelll of a ciggarette factory and a star bucks "got to love it" lol
 
DJ_JTEK76 said:
Whats the commotion here???, Let me wipe the boogies out my eyez.. ok now!! checking my breath... good! smell the arm pit... good! ...that is sexxy whe a women smokes the entire pack of cigg's then chase it with some coffee..... can't resist the smelll of a ciggarette factory and a star bucks "got to love it" lol

:barf Ay FOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
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