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> >A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all
> >the
> >different kinds of boobs?"Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure
> >son, we
> >wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of boobs,
> >depending
> >on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's boobs are like melons,
> >round
> >and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice
> >but
> >hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.""Onions, Dad?""Yeah,
> >you
> >see them and they make you cry...."
> >
> >Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of
> >penises are there?"The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
> >"Well
> > daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a
> >man's
> >penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it
> >is
> >like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a
> >Christmas tree.""A Christmas tree?""Yep, dried up and the balls are only
> >there for decoration..."
> >the
> >different kinds of boobs?"Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure
> >son, we
> >wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of boobs,
> >depending
> >on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's boobs are like melons,
> >round
> >and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice
> >but
> >hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.""Onions, Dad?""Yeah,
> >you
> >see them and they make you cry...."
> >
> >Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of
> >penises are there?"The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
> >"Well
> > daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a
> >man's
> >penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it
> >is
> >like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a
> >Christmas tree.""A Christmas tree?""Yep, dried up and the balls are only
> >there for decoration..."
