Okay...so I busted my a$$ last night...

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I fell when I got inside my apartment!!! tripped over a fuking box of maltas (non-alcoholic malt drink) that my mother left in the way...I went face first to the floor...fuked up my elbow and knee...fell on top of a can of juice that I was holding in my hands...my Louis Vuitton bag broke my fall...I just laid on the floor for a good 5 minutes before I could actually move...my whole body hurts...me caso hasta na...I had just come home from the fuking chiropractor...carajo:sosad

My elbow is killing me...it's all bandage up... and here's a picture of the box...
 
Bendita!! Dang gurl, after reading this, I even pictured the fall. I know that fall did hurt. Feel better. 🙂
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Don't blame Malta for your clumliness *runs* :walk
 
Heavenly said:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Don't blame Malta for your clumliness *runs* :walk
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hey I am not clumsy...well I am...but that's besides the point...:bangbang

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ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMFG OMFG OMFG ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO **crying again** ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG YAHI I LOVE YOU! ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol :lol BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIMFPPPPPPPP
 
SUE FOR NON-PAYMENT OF RENT ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol HOLY SHYT YO NO PUEDO! "LA MALDITA MADRE DE LA MALTA" ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YO THAT LINE HAD MY DYIN
 
I was telling Ness that last night I went to take a picture of the box of Maltas and my mother asked what was I doing so I told her I was taking a picture of the box for insurance purposes and she comes around and tells me "You can't sue me...I will sue you for not paying rent"...lol
 
Then I was telling Ness that my cats came over to me after I fell to see what happened and since I fell next to their plate they looked at like "Biatch while you down there can you get me some food"...fuking biatches!
 
ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol OMFG YAHI STOP! PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
nessa's302 said:
ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMFG OMFG OMFG ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO **crying again** ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG YAHI I LOVE YOU! ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol :lol BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIMFPPPPPPPP
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Now nessa is making me laugh LMAO. Gurl you are too silly lol. :lol Yahi I still feel bad for you girl, feel better! :dpeace
 
yburgos7 said:
Then I was telling Ness that my cats came over to me after I fell to see what happened and since I fell next to their plate they looked at like "Biatch while you down there can you get me some food"...fuking biatches!
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Ok now THAT'S funny LOL!!! I too have a cat, and if I fell near her plate she'd do the same thing to me; those cats are something else LOL!
 
Queen of the World said:
I fell when I got inside my apartment!!! tripped over a fuking box of maltas (non-alcoholic malt drink) that my mother left in the way...I went face first to the floor...fuked up my elbow and knee...fell on top of a can of juice that I was holding in my hands...my Louis Vuitton bag broke my fall...I just laid on the floor for a good 5 minutes before I could actually move...my whole body hurts...me caso hasta na...I had just come home from the fuking chiropractor...carajo:sosad

My elbow is killing me...it's all bandage up... and here's a picture of the box...
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Damn that sucks, hope you feel better Your Majesty....

OMG, them Goya products are dangerous...a little more than a month ago, some frozen Goya papaya chunks fell out of the freezer right on my toes. It was bleeding at the time like someone stabbed me. My toe is still tender and screwed up...maybe we should contact lawyers or Goya...maybe we'll get some free products...
 
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