ok i thought this one was cute

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ok guys since no ones posting and im bored i came along this,its so cute

> THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
>
>
> Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and
> takes
> their drink order.
> "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
> "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
> "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
> The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for
dinner.
> "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
> "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
> "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
> The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
> table
> and asked if the piggy would like any dessert.
> "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
> "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
> "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little
> piggy.
> "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,
"but
> why
> have you only ordered water all evening?"
>
> You're gonna hate me for this....
>
> Hold on to your seat .......
>
> At the risk of never receiving e-mail ever again........
>
> The third piggy says...
> "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
>
> HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!
 
lmao aits soooo predictable though lol
glad to see i made u laugh lmao
 
Yeah I kind of figured it out before I actually read it, and still when I read it, I cracked up. There's a doctor in here and when I laughed he kind of looked at me with that "what the hell's wrong with her" kind of look. LOL I swear, one of these weekends they're gonna come with a straight jacket and take me up to the psych ward! LOL

~Meg~
 
lol look at the bright side u wont have too far to travel lmao jk
 
lol no no i dont
but im not gonna ask
and u know y im not gonna ask
CUZ I DONT WANNA KNOW
lol k ma enlighten us ....😛
 
so i can go WEE WEE ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAY

did i just say WEE WEE?? oh GAUD! lol...
 
or possibly, sonia, she's just dehydrated. or tired of guys who try hitting on her.
 
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