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Dianita said:
Yep, I think I related this before, but after my ex threatened to cut my hair off that I haven't cut in 14 years. I told him if he try it, I'd be cutting something of his off and there'd be no re-attaching that baby because it'd do right in the food processor. Well my sis that year for my birthday gave me a processor with a bonus set of butcher knives. Oh my ex turned white as a ghost.
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oh shyt!!!
 
smoothrhythm said:
Dianita...do you read palms :blah
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Nope, but my mother was a witch, so my boyfriend insists I have inherited her powers. Yeah maybe that happens in his country where the women who wanna get pregnant to sit on penis shaped rocks hoping the spirits will restore their fertility. 😀
 
Dianita said:
Nope, but my mother was a witch, so my boyfriend insists I have inherited her powers. Yeah maybe that happens in his country where the women who wanna get pregnant to sit on penis shaped rocks hoping the spirits will restore their fertility. 😀
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OMG!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
OMG, you ever seen that on Primer Impacto? Maybe if these ladies would just go sit on the real thing, they'd have more luck.

"Oh great spirit of the penis rock, why am I not getting pregnant"
and they sit on them for hours at a time, daily!
 
Dianita said:
OMG, you ever seen that on Primer Impacto? Maybe if these ladies would just go sit on the real thing, they'd have more luck.

"Oh great spirit of the penis rock, why am I not getting pregnant"
and they sit on them for hours at a time, daily!
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ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 
Dianita said:
Nope, but my mother was a witch, so my boyfriend insists I have inherited her powers. Yeah maybe that happens in his country where the women who wanna get pregnant to sit on penis shaped rocks hoping the spirits will restore their fertility. 😀
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Lemme find out you down with "The Blair Witch Project" :shakinboo
 
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO, oh no, how you find out my mother was the Blair Witch. Oh, dayum, now the secret's out.:whistle
 
Oh, you have no idea, as the night goes on I get worse.:silly My man's been having a problem with it lately. I can't help being an insomniac. So in a few weeks, I'm getting a 2nd job overnight. Can't gripe if I'm bringing in more $$.
 
Dianita said:
Oh, you have no idea, as the night goes on I get worse.:silly My man's been having a problem with it lately. I can't help being an insomniac. So in a few weeks, I'm getting a 2nd job overnight. Can't gripe if I'm bringing in more $$.
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Lemme find out you goin be moonlightin....
 
I love the graveyard shift!!!! But moonlighting as what is the question???? OMG, reminds me of when I was in college, in Richmond and my Uncle and his girlfriend, and a friend came down to visit me, I was coming out of helping them check in the motel and some guy came up to me and asked me how much for the night, and me being my clueless virgin self told him $27.95, but you gotta be out by 8:00am. my friend pulled me away really quickly and filled me in. And since I was all dressed to go out to dinner in my heels and my mini, well...you can imagine I was a bit:nutz .
 
Dianita said:
I love the graveyard shift!!!! But moonlighting as what is the question???? OMG, reminds me of when I was in college, in Richmond and my Uncle and his girlfriend, and a friend came down to visit me, I was coming out of helping them check in the motel and some guy came up to me and asked me how much for the night, and me being my clueless virgin self told him $27.95, but you gotta be out by 8:00am. my friend pulled me away really quickly and filled me in. And since I was all dressed to go out to dinner in my heels and my mini, well...you can imagine I was a bit:nutz .
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OMG!!!! THAT IS TOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
 
I was the joke of the night. My uncle and his girlfriend just asking people in the restaurant if they thought I looked like a hooker. Maybe the motel was a little shady, but this was a nice restaurant with middle class southern people. I thought I'd die.
 
Dianita said:
I was the joke of the night. My uncle and his girlfriend just asking people in the restaurant if they thought I looked like a hooker. Maybe the motel was a little shady, but this was a nice restaurant with middle class southern people. I thought I'd die.
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LOL!!!!
 
Dianita said:
I love the graveyard shift!!!! But moonlighting as what is the question???? OMG, reminds me of when I was in college, in Richmond and my Uncle and his girlfriend, and a friend came down to visit me, I was coming out of helping them check in the motel and some guy came up to me and asked me how much for the night, and me being my clueless virgin self told him $27.95, but you gotta be out by 8:00am. my friend pulled me away really quickly and filled me in. And since I was all dressed to go out to dinner in my heels and my mini, well...you can imagine I was a bit:nutz .
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Damn Lemme find out yo ass was cheap :blah
 
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