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In response to President Bush's Federal "No Child Left Behind Act"*
(NCLB), it is proposed that students will have to pass a test to be*
promoted to the next grade level. The new test will be called the*
Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test (FART).*
*
All students who cannot pass a FART in the second grade will be retested*
in grades 3, 4, and 5 until they are capable of passing a FART with a*
score of 80%. If a student does not successfully FART by grade 5, that*
student shall be placed in a separate English program known as the*
Special Mastery Elective for Learning Language (SMELL).*
*
If, with this increased SMELL program, the students cannot pass the*
required FART test, he or she can still graduate to middle school by*
taking another one semester course in Comprehensive Reading and*!
Arithmetic Preparation CRAP).*
*
If, by the age of fourteen, the student cannot FART, SMELL, or CRAP, he*
or she can earn promotion in an intensive one week seminar known as the*
Preparatory Reading for Unprepared Nationally Exempted Students*
(PRUNES).*
*
It is the opinion of the Department of Instruction for Public Schools*
(DIPS) that an intensive week of PRUNES will enable any student to*
FART, SMELL, or CRAP.*
*
This revised provision of the student component of the House Bill 101*
should help "clear the air" as part of the "No School Left Standing"*
Act.*:heee
(NCLB), it is proposed that students will have to pass a test to be*
promoted to the next grade level. The new test will be called the*
Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test (FART).*
*
All students who cannot pass a FART in the second grade will be retested*
in grades 3, 4, and 5 until they are capable of passing a FART with a*
score of 80%. If a student does not successfully FART by grade 5, that*
student shall be placed in a separate English program known as the*
Special Mastery Elective for Learning Language (SMELL).*
*
If, with this increased SMELL program, the students cannot pass the*
required FART test, he or she can still graduate to middle school by*
taking another one semester course in Comprehensive Reading and*!
Arithmetic Preparation CRAP).*
*
If, by the age of fourteen, the student cannot FART, SMELL, or CRAP, he*
or she can earn promotion in an intensive one week seminar known as the*
Preparatory Reading for Unprepared Nationally Exempted Students*
(PRUNES).*
*
It is the opinion of the Department of Instruction for Public Schools*
(DIPS) that an intensive week of PRUNES will enable any student to*
FART, SMELL, or CRAP.*
*
This revised provision of the student component of the House Bill 101*
should help "clear the air" as part of the "No School Left Standing"*
Act.*:heee
