LaBettyBoop
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Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our
Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such
behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly
unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be
tolerated.
Therefore, we have decided to implement a series of rules in our office and
would expect them to be applied. It is expected that ALL employees
immediately adhere to these rules:
1- Words like coño, carajo and other such expressions will not be used
for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.
2- Non important matters should not be addressed to as pendejadas.
3- You will not say la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or se cagó
en su madre if you see someone being reprimended. All forms and derivatives
of the word cagar are inappropriate in our environment.
4- Lack of determination will not b e referred to as falta de cojones
or mariconerias, nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to
as pendejo, mamao or comemierda.
5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred
to as hijo de puta, ese cabron, or ese maricon.
6- When a good proposal is presented, the term esto esta de pinga must
not be used.
7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to
as pajas mentales.
8- Do not say como jode if a person is persistent, or se jodio if
somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must
not say que jodienda, or esto esta del cono when matters become complicated
in your line of work.
9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say vete
pa'l carajo, nor will you substitute ?que carajo quieres? for "may I help
you?".
10- When leaving the office, using the term me voy pa'l carajo is not
proper.
11- When any office equipment fails, it must be r eported as "it broke
down", not se descojono, or se jodio la mierda esta.
12- Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say me
voy a limpiar el culo con esto. Just keep it clean and file properly.
Thank you for your cooperation
Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such
behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly
unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be
tolerated.
Therefore, we have decided to implement a series of rules in our office and
would expect them to be applied. It is expected that ALL employees
immediately adhere to these rules:
1- Words like coño, carajo and other such expressions will not be used
for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.
2- Non important matters should not be addressed to as pendejadas.
3- You will not say la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or se cagó
en su madre if you see someone being reprimended. All forms and derivatives
of the word cagar are inappropriate in our environment.
4- Lack of determination will not b e referred to as falta de cojones
or mariconerias, nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to
as pendejo, mamao or comemierda.
5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred
to as hijo de puta, ese cabron, or ese maricon.
6- When a good proposal is presented, the term esto esta de pinga must
not be used.
7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to
as pajas mentales.
8- Do not say como jode if a person is persistent, or se jodio if
somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must
not say que jodienda, or esto esta del cono when matters become complicated
in your line of work.
9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say vete
pa'l carajo, nor will you substitute ?que carajo quieres? for "may I help
you?".
10- When leaving the office, using the term me voy pa'l carajo is not
proper.
11- When any office equipment fails, it must be r eported as "it broke
down", not se descojono, or se jodio la mierda esta.
12- Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say me
voy a limpiar el culo con esto. Just keep it clean and file properly.
Thank you for your cooperation
