My Kids Say The Darndest Things....

[Lamatrix]

TODAY MY SON COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL AND HE IS COMPLAINING THAT HIS FEET HURT. SO HE GOES "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE MY SOCKS WENT." I LOOK INSIDE HIS SNEAKER HE HAD JUST TAKEN OFF TO SEE IF SOME HOW HIS SOCK WAS INSIDE THE SNEAKER. NOPE NO SOCK. SO HE SAYS TO ME "IT'S LIKE MAGIC MA THEY DISAPPEARED" I TRIED HARD NOT TO LAUGH BUT I HAD TO SCOLD HIM CAUSE I KNEW DAMN WELL HIS LIL ASS DIDN'T PUT NONE ON THIS MORNING. 😛

YESTERDAY I WAS EXPLAINING TO MY SON AND DAUGHTER THE WORD PATO. IT MEANS DUCK. BUT SOME PEOPLE USE IT IN A DEROGATORY WAY TO CALL HOMOSEXUAL MEN. MY SON WAS LIKE WHATS A HOMOSEXUAL AND I EXPLAINED IT TO HIM. (IT CAME UP BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING WITH A LIL DUCK SHE HAS) WELL MY DAUGHTER GOES "OHHH SO WAIT IN THAT MOVIE THEY SAY PATOS LOCOS FOREVER. WHY THEY SAY GAY GUYS FOREVER MA?" I ALMOST FELL OUT MY SEAT "I WAS LIKE NO NO THEY SAY VATOS LOCOS A MEXICAN GANG." SHE WAS LIKE "OHHH! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE SHOUTING OUT GAY GUYS FOREVER."

KIDS I TELL YA!😛

 

[latinocop]

LMAO here. That is too cute and funny.

 

[Lamatrix]

😛 :spin :nutz

 

[LaBettyBoop]

Love it! 😛

 

[Liz_Torres]

how about when u'r applying for SSI and they ask if someone lives w/ you...the kids shout out ALEX!!!!

man I could smack him

 

[La Mas Grande]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😀

 

[Vinss-T]

😱 matrix - easy on those kids there LMAO. they seem like quite the fast-learning handful, good luck with them!

 

[FantasyGerl]

rotflmao. .now that is a precious moment!

 

[Krystal]

LMFAO LALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's too funny!

 

[Lamatrix]

my house is a regular live comic home. everyday there is something new.

 

[Kalua528104]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!

HEY I SAY MY JOSHUA IS SOMETHING ELSE......

AS MANY OF YOU KNOW MY MOMS BEEN SICK ....

WELL I LET JOSHUA TALK TO GRANDMA ON THE PHONE WHEN SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER SURGERY.... MOM WAS INTUBATED... RITE.. SO AFTER JOSHUA SPOKE TO HER AND I GET ON THE PHONE HE TELLS ME... " AWWWWWWWWW GRANDMA'S MOUTH IS BROKEN" ...... BEING SHE COULDNT SPEAK CLEAR RITE OUT OF SURGERY AT THAT.... I HAD TO LAUGH !!!!!WHEN SHE WAS SPEAKING BETTER AND HE SPOKE TO HER AGAIN...HE WAS HAPPIER AND SAID AGAIN..."AWWWWWWWWW, GRANDMA'S MOUTH IS NOT BROKEN ANYMORE".... LOL....... MY JOSH IS SOMETHING ESLE.......

AND DONT LET ME SCOLD HIM CAUSE HE TELLS ME...
" BUT MAMA, I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY....FAMILY GOTTA BE NICE TO EACH OTHER"....
HEY AND HE'S 6 YEARS OLD ONLY.... I TELL YOU....KIDS NOW-A-DAYS ARE BORN LITTLE GROWN-UPS........