ChuckD
The Gay Lord of Freestyle
No, I'm NOT going for a new position.
I read the latest company "newsletter" and on the last page, they always take two people within the company, and ask them really boring questions, which they answer, and submit with a pic of themselves.
I'm not sure what purpose this serves.
Well, I was bored, so I prepared my own interview for the day when I have to give it.
I submit it to you, for your approval. Let me know if you like it..............
dsmoke
Where do you live?
All by myself in a dirty basement.
Members of your family?
I had them arrested for plotting the president’s assassination.
Your favorite food?
Tripe
Favorite actor?
George Clooney. I want to **** him so hard.
Favorite sports team?
That soccer team that crashed their plane into a mountain and had to eat each other.
Do you have any hobbies?
Collecting Nazi memorabilia
Hardest habit to break?
Cocaine
Person you most admire?
Jeffrey Dahmer
Greatest accomplishment in life so far?
Not killing my coworkers.
What was your first job?
Waste management. I cleaned toilets.
People would be surprised to know that….
I sometimes hear voices. They talk only to me.
Favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara Desert
If I could change something about myself, it would be…..
I’m too normal and level headed.
I read the latest company "newsletter" and on the last page, they always take two people within the company, and ask them really boring questions, which they answer, and submit with a pic of themselves.
I'm not sure what purpose this serves.
Well, I was bored, so I prepared my own interview for the day when I have to give it.
I submit it to you, for your approval. Let me know if you like it..............
dsmoke
Where do you live?
All by myself in a dirty basement.
Members of your family?
I had them arrested for plotting the president’s assassination.
Your favorite food?
Tripe
Favorite actor?
George Clooney. I want to **** him so hard.
Favorite sports team?
That soccer team that crashed their plane into a mountain and had to eat each other.
Do you have any hobbies?
Collecting Nazi memorabilia
Hardest habit to break?
Cocaine
Person you most admire?
Jeffrey Dahmer
Greatest accomplishment in life so far?
Not killing my coworkers.
What was your first job?
Waste management. I cleaned toilets.
People would be surprised to know that….
I sometimes hear voices. They talk only to me.
Favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara Desert
If I could change something about myself, it would be…..
I’m too normal and level headed.