Mother and Baby survive after self imposed C-Section

[ChuckD]

Thank you Chuck. As you can see, she lives in quite the conditions. And in the middle of the day, with rain pouring outside, Mrs Sanchez went into labor...
And gave birth....
To her ninth child....
Back to you in the studio Chuck....

Thank you John!

In a related incident, our next story is about a Mexican man who gave himself a vasectomy...

 

[MrsGwedoKing]

LMFAOPIMP!!!!!
NO!!!!!!

 

[JohnFly5]

Thank you John!

In a related incident, our next story is about a Mexican man who gave himself a vasectomy...

And Chuck... Last night.. the most unconceiveable event took place.. right here... in this kitchen...
the time.... 215am... and with the closest hospital,
Sister Maria Conchita Velazquez Lupita Merino de Martinez Hope Medical Center, closed.
Mario Sanchez had nowhere to turn but down.
And with a serrated knife, used just a short time before to carve the evenings Cinco de Mayo feast... he reached down... and
SLICE..
"I had nowhere to turn.. no hospital.. I wanted sex with my wife.. but didnt want any more babies... We have.. ugh.. 15 already..." says Mario as he rests in the hospital bed, his privates all bandaged up.
As you can see Chuck... the news this evening has taken quite a slice for the worst...
Back to you in the studio.

 

[Baby1010]

:lol u guys are too funny :lol

 

[MrsGwedoKing]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahha
Do you guys watch Nip/Tuck? lol

 

[JohnFly5]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahha
Do you guys watch Nip/Tuck? lol

I love that show.. 2 plastic surgeons from Miami.. OHYEAH!!!

 

[MrsGwedoKing]

I love that show.. 2 plastic surgeons from Miami.. OHYEAH!!!

I thought so! Only a Nip/Tuck fan can have that kind of humor! lol

 

[JohnFly5]

I thought so! Only a Nip/Tuck fan can have that kind of humor! lol

HHAHAHAHAAHAH... Funny Yep, I guess.. I used to work in a hospital and I have been in the airlines for many years, my humor runs the gauntlet trust me!

 

[ChuckD]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahha
Do you guys watch Nip/Tuck? lol

No, I don't watch that show.

But I've seen the ads for it. It stars Julian McMahnon (or however you spell his name) who used to play Cole on "Charmed".

 

[JohnFly5]

No, I don't watch that show.

But I've seen the ads for it. It stars Julian McMahnon (or however you spell his name) who used to play Cole on "Charmed".

OOooouuuuuu I have watched "Charmed".. A good dosing of Alyssa Milano 1 a week sure helped me to get along!!! HAHAH