ChuckD
The Gay Lord of Freestyle
What is the most outrageous comment you've ever made to your parents or boss???? C'mon, share the story!
Ok, here's two stories for ya.
1. My friend Tina works in a small trophey store, and is the only female there. They always talk "nasty" to each other, and always have, since she first got hired there 10 years ago.
Anyway, Tina was walking by a table and smashed her knee into the table leg. She grabs it and starts shouting "Ouch oww oww, my leg, my leg!" So her boss walks into the room and says, "oh, you're always bit#$in' about something. Now it's 'your leg, your leg'"
Tina turns to him and says...................
"I didn't hear you complaing last night when they were wrapped around your neck!"
😱
She said she was soooo embarrased she said that, she ran to her office and shut the door. A few minutes later, her boss poked his head in and said "Ewwwwwhhhh!", and walked out.
2. I was driving my Mom and Dad somewhere in Singac, NJ, and we passed a Catholic church. Now, I'm Catholic, and know that these churches are always named things like "Our Lady of Grace Church" or "Jesus Our Lord & Redeemer Church". Things like that. So anyway, we pass this church and Mom and Dad (who are very religious) begin to discuss what the name of the church is. After a few minutes, they ask me if I know what the name is. Big Mistake!!!
Knowing that one of the important stories of the Catholic Church is that Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus, I turn to my parents and say........
"Our Lady of Suspicious Conception"?????
I thought my Dad was gonna fall out of the car! LOL!
Ok, now let's hear some other stories of outrageous things you said to your parents, boss.....or anyone for that matter.
Ok, here's two stories for ya.
1. My friend Tina works in a small trophey store, and is the only female there. They always talk "nasty" to each other, and always have, since she first got hired there 10 years ago.
Anyway, Tina was walking by a table and smashed her knee into the table leg. She grabs it and starts shouting "Ouch oww oww, my leg, my leg!" So her boss walks into the room and says, "oh, you're always bit#$in' about something. Now it's 'your leg, your leg'"
Tina turns to him and says...................
"I didn't hear you complaing last night when they were wrapped around your neck!"
😱
She said she was soooo embarrased she said that, she ran to her office and shut the door. A few minutes later, her boss poked his head in and said "Ewwwwwhhhh!", and walked out.
2. I was driving my Mom and Dad somewhere in Singac, NJ, and we passed a Catholic church. Now, I'm Catholic, and know that these churches are always named things like "Our Lady of Grace Church" or "Jesus Our Lord & Redeemer Church". Things like that. So anyway, we pass this church and Mom and Dad (who are very religious) begin to discuss what the name of the church is. After a few minutes, they ask me if I know what the name is. Big Mistake!!!
Knowing that one of the important stories of the Catholic Church is that Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus, I turn to my parents and say........
"Our Lady of Suspicious Conception"?????
I thought my Dad was gonna fall out of the car! LOL!
Ok, now let's hear some other stories of outrageous things you said to your parents, boss.....or anyone for that matter.
