Men love all shapes and sizes
Ladies, it's time to stop cursing your jiggly butt. And while you're at it, no more whining about your thighs or your colossal calves. And those hips you think would fit better on a birthing cow? Learn to love 'em. Because the truth is, what you consider a flaw may be some guy's favorite feature. Still not a believer? Check out these body types and the men that worship them.
1. Juice in the caboose
Let's all give a round of applause to J. Lo for bringing back the butt. The guys that go for junk in the trunk are typically good dancers. So you can shake and jiggle all you want on the dance floor and they'll come crawling. Just get used to making introductions from behind.
2. Stacked like a library
Okay, it's pretty hard to go wrong when you're well-endowed on top. What type of guy is most drawn to you? All guys. And that's the plight of the D-cup: You never know if he likes you or the twins. The A-cups think that's a fair trade.
3. Petite power
The tiny girls who still get carded for rated R movies really have the pick of the litter. With no height constrictions, they can date guys from 5'5 to 6'5. But who wants to date these miniature maidens? Guys with a thing for much younger girls. But if he asks you to put on a Catholic school girl uniform, run away.
4. Skeletal supermodels
The tall, thin and gorgeous girls often complain that they can't get a date. Maybe guys are intimidated. Or maybe men don't know what to suggest for a date — these girls obviously don't go out to eat. But don't worry; the supermodels of the world will never be lonely. They have an ample supply of rock stars and rich men who love to show them off.
5. Va-va-va-voluptuous
No need to hide those curves under a muumuu — flaunt your hour glass figure. "I like a girl with some substance," says Luke, 31, "I don't like to worry that I'm breaking a girl when I hug her." Don't worry, Luke. Voluptuous girls are unbreakable — they're natural women.
6. Buff and tough
Athletic girls may have tight butts and a six pack, but like our friends, the supermodels, they can sometimes intimidate guys. That's why the best guy for a jockette is a jock. That way the two of you can run, play and compete to your heart's content. And the rest of us can just feel lazy.
If you're still thinking, "There's no way someone could ever love my poochy tummy," then that's because you don't love it. If you carry yourself as if you're the sexiest woman in the room, men will notice. So love your big booty. Love your flat chest. Love your thunder thighs. Then he'll love them. And while you're doing all this lovin', learn to love his pot belly, too.
Ladies, it's time to stop cursing your jiggly butt. And while you're at it, no more whining about your thighs or your colossal calves. And those hips you think would fit better on a birthing cow? Learn to love 'em. Because the truth is, what you consider a flaw may be some guy's favorite feature. Still not a believer? Check out these body types and the men that worship them.
1. Juice in the caboose
Let's all give a round of applause to J. Lo for bringing back the butt. The guys that go for junk in the trunk are typically good dancers. So you can shake and jiggle all you want on the dance floor and they'll come crawling. Just get used to making introductions from behind.
2. Stacked like a library
Okay, it's pretty hard to go wrong when you're well-endowed on top. What type of guy is most drawn to you? All guys. And that's the plight of the D-cup: You never know if he likes you or the twins. The A-cups think that's a fair trade.
3. Petite power
The tiny girls who still get carded for rated R movies really have the pick of the litter. With no height constrictions, they can date guys from 5'5 to 6'5. But who wants to date these miniature maidens? Guys with a thing for much younger girls. But if he asks you to put on a Catholic school girl uniform, run away.
4. Skeletal supermodels
The tall, thin and gorgeous girls often complain that they can't get a date. Maybe guys are intimidated. Or maybe men don't know what to suggest for a date — these girls obviously don't go out to eat. But don't worry; the supermodels of the world will never be lonely. They have an ample supply of rock stars and rich men who love to show them off.
5. Va-va-va-voluptuous
No need to hide those curves under a muumuu — flaunt your hour glass figure. "I like a girl with some substance," says Luke, 31, "I don't like to worry that I'm breaking a girl when I hug her." Don't worry, Luke. Voluptuous girls are unbreakable — they're natural women.
6. Buff and tough
Athletic girls may have tight butts and a six pack, but like our friends, the supermodels, they can sometimes intimidate guys. That's why the best guy for a jockette is a jock. That way the two of you can run, play and compete to your heart's content. And the rest of us can just feel lazy.
If you're still thinking, "There's no way someone could ever love my poochy tummy," then that's because you don't love it. If you carry yourself as if you're the sexiest woman in the room, men will notice. So love your big booty. Love your flat chest. Love your thunder thighs. Then he'll love them. And while you're doing all this lovin', learn to love his pot belly, too.
