Instant messaging creeps.....lmao

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ChuckD

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Ok, so I sign onto YIM (yahoo instant messaging) and AOL (Aol Instant Messaging) and I get an IM from some dude.

He says to me....."Hello....are you gay?"

so I tell him that yes, I am. He follows up with......

Hi.....I'm a Indian, bisexual, married man looking for a hot guy for fun.

:yoomg Hello?????

I "thanked" him for his "interest" and told him that I don't fool around with married men, and blocked him.

no lie, 5 minutes later, I was messaged by a 25 year old from Egypt. I thought, "cool, I can learn about a different culture.".....so he says to me, "are you a top or a bottom?"

:yoomg

and before I could respond he says...."how long are you?"

daym....didn't even ask my name.

lmao

can you say, No class????
 
LMAO!!!!! Back in my single days. I would get IM's from guys around the world telling me that they saw my profile and they wish they were here in NYC or I was wherever they were...it was cute at first but then it got so goddamn annoying...it's like compliments from the other side of the planet are nice, but they won't get you laid LOL!! And then these idiots actually expect you to hop on a plane just for a flipping booty call! I told one guy in California that I'll see him when I'm able to blink myself there like Barbra Eden...some f@@king nerve!
 
JohnFly5 said:
OHMAGOSH.. DUDE>. Really??? Thats kinda funny though...
Hey.. you could move to Houston, I know of atleast two greatguys!!!!
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It seems that the good gay guys are either far away, or in a relationship.

Oh well........

*walks around basement, starts to sing Snow White's song.....


"someday my prince will come......"


:losmile
 
Brklyn345 said:
And then these idiots actually expect you to hop on a plane just for a flipping booty call! I told one guy in California that I'll see him when I'm able to blink myself there like Barbra Eden...some f@@king nerve!
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lmao

I had two guys from Russia pm me on different times, to want to "meet" me.

Puhlease.

I am NOT about to fly to Russia for a booty call.

I do NOT do casual sex.




I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mad cuz I talk around it.
if you're lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
 
ChuckD said:
It seems that the good gay guys are either far away, or in a relationship.

Oh well........

*walks around basement, starts to sing Snow White's song.....


"someday my prince will come......"


:losmile
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Oh BROTHER.. Houston aint that far away... 🙂
 
JohnFly5 said:
Oh BROTHER.. Houston aint that far away... 🙂
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If it's not immediately accessible(and by that I mean an hour or two tops)by car, NJT, PATH, or the NYC subway, IT'S FAR!!!!
 
Brklyn345 said:
If it's not immediately accessible(and by that I mean an hour or two tops)by car, NJT, PATH, or the NYC subway, IT'S FAR!!!!
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well its only 1hr and 58minutes by air from here to NY.... :yeey Both of these fellas work with me... he he he he he he he
 
It would be hard to have a relationship with someone that I would have to fly to see.

Not like I can afford to hope a plane and fly out every weekend.
 
ChuckD said:
It would be hard to have a relationship with someone that I would have to fly to see.

Not like I can afford to hope a plane and fly out every weekend.
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point taken...
but you know what...
I go to Florida atleast once a month to see my babies...
 
Wow Chuck I agree with you no class...

If you're ever up in Toronto there's this amazing gay club called El Convento Rico...I've been there a couple of times (cuz they play amazing music, it's a 5 min walk from my house, and gay guys are the best dance instructors 🙂 oh and I really get hit on which can be a nice change)...the crowd is amazing there

Just an opinion Chuck but I don't think online is necessarily the way to go...you do get a lot of creeps
 
ChuckD said:
lmao

I had two guys from Russia pm me on different times, to want to "meet" me.

Puhlease.

I am NOT about to fly to Russia for a booty call.
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I can just see Chuck working the Russian tundra in one of those long fur coats! LOL
 
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