i'm in search of a buddy

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Lamatrix said:
Las Locas Inc
Buddy application





Name:
Address:
City State: Zip:

Sex:


Tell us a little about yourself:








Tell us why you think you would make a great “Buddy”









What do you specialize in sexually?





Terms of Agreement:
Please understand that you are only a buddy. No emotional ties. If we start seeing you get addicted we have the power to exterminate you. Condoms should be used at all times. No telling your friends what goes on behind the closed doors. Believe us we will find out. We know everything.
You must be of legal age. 25 yrs and older. We don’t do children.
Description of Service: You must do as asked. You will not give less than what is asked of you. If you cannot perform your duties you will be disposed of with out warning.
Disclaimer: You understand and agree to all services rendered. You understand you come in at your own risk. LLI is not to be held accountable for any mishaps that may happen with Buddies.


© Las Locas Inc. :nutz
LOL you forgot about the small print...... If its too small you WILL PRINT LOL
 
Lamatrix said:
Las Locas Inc
Buddy application





Name:
Address:
City State: Zip:

Sex:


Tell us a little about yourself:








Tell us why you think you would make a great “Buddy”









What do you specialize in sexually?





Terms of Agreement:
Please understand that you are only a buddy. No emotional ties. If we start seeing you get addicted we have the power to exterminate you. Condoms should be used at all times. No telling your friends what goes on behind the closed doors. Believe us we will find out. We know everything.
You must be of legal age. 25 yrs and older. We don’t do children.
Description of Service: You must do as asked. You will not give less than what is asked of you. If you cannot perform your duties you will be disposed of with out warning.
Disclaimer: You understand and agree to all services rendered. You understand you come in at your own risk. LLI is not to be held accountable for any mishaps that may happen with Buddies.


© Las Locas Inc. :nutz

:yoomg ROFFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO YOU DIDN'T! :stoned
 
La Mas Grande said:
PSYCHO PLEASE YOU A CHEAP HOE, ALL I GOTTA DO IS BUY U A BUDWEISER AND YOU WILL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

:nah

Holy shiat, that's fuked up. Maybe like a case of 30, but just one? All that work just for one brew!? Nah that's aiight, i'll pass. 🙂
 
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