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ChuckD said:
Ok, my mom told me once that my dad belived that if a man has sex with a woman during her period, if he gets blood on his penis, it won't get up again.


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actually it's if you have sex with a women when she is menstrating you will have a blood bond for life.....lolol so you guys out there with phsycho chicks, keep that in mind!..lmaoO!

don't swallow a fruit pit, or a tree will grow in your belly.

don't leave mirrors facing up..it's bad luck

stop makign faces, or your face will stay that way..lololol
 
ricanlips4u said:
Here's one.. "dont make fun of other peoples kids when u r pregnant cuz your's will come out w/ the issues you talked about"..

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YUP! so I am being nice to everyone, even the stalkers and these windbags here at my job!..lmaoO!!
 
Agh I remembered some more your not suppose to wash your hair on your period, When a woman washes a mans underwear he will fall in love with her lol
 
Oh and there is the one that if you buy your man shoes those are the ones that he is going to be wearing when he leaves you...soooo true though...because as he is walking out the door I will be throwing the shoes right after him...hopefully knocking him upside the head...LOL!!!
 
yburgos7 said:
Oh and there is the one that if you buy your man shoes those are the ones that he is going to be wearing when he leaves you...soooo true though...because as he is walking out the door I will be throwing the shoes right after him...hopefully knocking him upside the head...LOL!!!
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yo martin give me back them sneakers I bought you!..LFMAOO!
 
yburgos7 said:
Oh and there is the one that if you buy your man shoes those are the ones that he is going to be wearing when he leaves you...soooo true though...because as he is walking out the door I will be throwing the shoes right after him...hopefully knocking him upside the head...LOL!!!
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Nyasia said:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yo martin give me back them sneakers I bought you!..LFMAOO!
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ROFFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ the both of ya!

:lol :lol :lol
 
I've had a few said to me too....

never lay or sit with both hand clasped behind your head cause it means that you're wishing death upon your mother.

if you place a full cup of water upside down on a plate it'll make cease rain.

if you place a full of water face up and you notice that it got cloudy after someone left your house it means that they had brought malicious intents with them (hence the water caught it all)

and you MUST OBLIGE with the demands, needs or desires of a pregnant woman if not you will get a sty in your eye.......<----this one has happened to me twice w/neice who's pregant (had one last nite) and I had ended up complying with what she needed (and it's gone)
 
don't walk around with only one sock or one shoe an dnot the other because you are wishing death on your mother

don't walk backwards because that is supposed to call the devil

If you take to rocks, tie them up, hang them from a tree and beat them that is supposed to stop the rain (las bolas del diablo - devil's balls)

When it rains and the sun is out at the same time that means that a witch is getting married

don't leave a shoe with the sole facing up because that is bad luck...you are wishing death upon your mother as well
 
mzcrazybtch said:
never lay or sit with both hand clasped behind your head cause it means that you're wishing death upon your mother.
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yburgos7 said:
don't walk around with only one sock or one shoe an dnot the other because you are wishing death on your mother.

don't leave a shoe with the sole facing up because that is bad luck...you are wishing death upon your mother as well.
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daym.....I think some people who hate their moms made up some ish that got passed down over the years. :lol
 
Who you telling!!!

I love my moms and all but when we got into those heated fights...you saw my shoe and sock come off from one foot and all my shoes were turned upside down...j/k
 
ok my mom always said never to put shoes on a table its bad luck or put hats on a bed everytime i put shoes on a table nothing happen to me so i think she is losing it unless im just lucky
 
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