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anyway, what are some superstitions,that your parents,or gradparents,tried to instill in you as a kid????

here are mine!!!

grandma: dont play in the puddles,you will get polio.its polio water!

mom: i have to make sure the pork is cooked,if not,you will get worms

grandma: after you eat pork,you have to drink orange juice,to kill the pork worm

mom: if you go to sleep without sayin prayers,the mamoch is gonna get you.

grandma: if you dont behave,im gonna give you the maloiks.

MAYBE ITS SOME ITALIAN B.S. IM SURE THERE IS SOME LATINS WHO KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT.
 
I'm waiting to see someone naked...don't lure us in with false hopes. Show me some skin..Freind! lol

Here's one that woman who are pregnant during an eclipse gotta were a key on there belly to avoid the baby being born with a ClinLip I think is what they call it!!
 
NO SHIAT,I FIGURED YOU OR CHUCK,WOULD BE THE FIRST RESPONDERS.WUZ UP SEXY?
tanktruck said:
I'm waiting to see someone naked...don't lure us in with false hopes. Show me some skin..Freind! lol

Here's one that woman who are pregnant during an eclipse gotta were a key on there belly to avoid the baby being born with a ClinLip I think is what they call it!!
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[forest gump voice]Ma mama always said...after finish eating don't go straight to bed.[/forest gump voice]


Yo tanktruck!!!! Check it son....

:dancingb MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY LIKE...ITS BETTER THAN YOURS...DAYUM RIGHT...ITS BETTER THAN YOURS.... :dancingb
 
italo512 said:
NO SHIAT,I FIGURED YOU OR CHUCK,WOULD BE THE FIRST RESPONDERS.WUZ UP SEXY?
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lmao!!!!!!!! I saw that thread title, and came running in....:lol

you are soooooooooo bad.

Italo, I've never heard any of those things before. :lol



Ok, my mom told me once that my dad belived that if a man has sex with a woman during her period, if he gets blood on his penis, it won't get up again.


:lol
 
LOL. Chuck that is funny🙂)
ChuckD said:
lmao!!!!!!!! I saw that thread title, and came running in....:lol

you are soooooooooo bad.

Italo, I've never heard any of those things before. :lol



Ok, my mom told me once that my dad belived that if a man has sex with a woman during her period, if he gets blood on his penis, it won't get up again.


:lol
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Well my grandma told me that you couldn't wash your hair when you had your period or drink lemon juice or eat any citrus fruits...because you could bleed to death

or you can't eat before you take a bath because then you throw up...

or that boys that were going through puberty couldn't/shouldn't eat lemons or drink lemon juice because they would turn gay...
 
My moms has told me to turn off any electrical device and not to hold a spoon or fork when there is lightning.

Dont take a shower when finished eating or face death.
 
yburgos7 said:
boys that were going through puberty couldn't/shouldn't eat lemons or drink lemon juice because they would turn gay...
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lmao! That's a new one.

I've heard that if a boy drinks strawberry flavored milk, he will turn gay.
 
Enigma said:
My moms has told me to turn off any electrical device and not to hold a spoon or fork when there is lightning.

Dont take a shower when finished eating or face death.
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Oh, my dad had a whole list of safety measures whenever there was a thunderstorm. We should not come in contact with anything metal or water, for they conduct electricity. Windows must be shut, becuase lightning will come in the house and look for a ground and people conduct electricity. Wear rubber soles during electric storm to help prevent shock. Part of his fears came from working on the bays(he was a clammer, and a few times, not just once he had seen friends struck by lightening and another time a friend of his had a baby who was asleep in his crib next to the window and the baby was also struck).


Don't go swimming for at least 20 minutes after eating, because it could cause such strong cramps it could make you drown.

I was told til I was 12 that the stork brought me, and then after that I could get pregnant by talking to a boy.
 
Dianita said:
Oh, my dad had a whole list of safety measures whenever there was a thunderstorm. We should not come in contact with anything metal or water, for they conduct electricity. Windows must be shut, becuase lightning will come in the house and look for a ground and people conduct electricity. Wear rubber soles during electric storm to help prevent shock. Part of his fears came from working on the bays(he was a clammer, and a few times, not just once he had seen friends struck by lightening and another time a friend of his had a baby who was asleep in his crib next to the window and the baby was also struck).


Don't go swimming for at least 20 minutes after eating, because it could cause such strong cramps it could make you drown.

I was told til I was 12 that the stork brought me, and then after that I could get pregnant by talking to a boy.
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OMG...my mother till this day goes off me when it comes to lightning...I can't use the phone, I can't turn on the tv...I can't pour myself a glass of water...and the list goes on and on
 
Here's one.. "dont make fun of other peoples kids when u r pregnant cuz your's will come out w/ the issues you talked about"..

Hence..my ex husbands aunt.. is dark skinned.. she made fun "supposedly" of a "red head" while pregnant..as dark as she is.. she has a "freckled red headed" child.. go figure...
 
ricanlips4u said:
Here's one.. "dont make fun of other peoples kids when u r pregnant cuz your's will come out w/ the issues you talked about"..
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I've heard that one too.

ricanlips4u said:
Hence..my ex husbands aunt.. is dark skinned.. she made fun "supposedly" of a "red head" while pregnant..as dark as she is.. she has a "freckled red headed" child.. go figure...
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lmao! That's funny!
 
ricanlips4u said:
Here's one.. "dont make fun of other peoples kids when u r pregnant cuz your's will come out w/ the issues you talked about"..

Hence..my ex husbands aunt.. is dark skinned.. she made fun "supposedly" of a "red head" while pregnant..as dark as she is.. she has a "freckled red headed" child.. go figure...
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i wonder what the postmans hair and skin color was 😉 jk
 
Hmm I got a few grandma use to say if your on yuor period and you eat lemon your period will go away forever so dont eat it.

DOnt swallow gum it sticks to yuor stomach and yuo cant shit it out.

Dont walk barefoot youll get worms

Where red underwear in an eclipse.

If you keep making that face your face is going to stay like that.

El cukoo is gonna get you they used this one a lot for everything they didnt want you doing hell I use it on my son he just calls out to the cooko lol
 
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