kxrider375
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says: "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I would really rather have a job. The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You will have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. You will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You will have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200, 000 a year". The guy says, "You're bull-shit-in' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. You will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You will have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200, 000 a year". The guy says, "You're bull-shit-in' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
