I can't believe you just asked me that!!!!

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I was working in a grocery store (Waldbaum's) and a customer walked up to me and asked me "Do you know where I can get some food?" um, yeah turn around...

When my daughter was three years old I saw a friend of mine who I hadn't seen in a few years and she asked me if my daughter has always been a girl.....

Then when I was working in Wal-Mart, some guy got ticked off cause we had to wait for a price and he asked me if I knew that I was a complete idiot. I said "Yes sir, I know" He said "Don't condescend me" and I said "Oh no I'm not condescending you, my husband tells me all the time that I'm an idiot so I'm agreeing with you" He had no idea what to say to that one, and turned beat red. Of course when he left. I mustered up the sweetest smile I could and did a "Have a lovely day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart".
 
Back in High School I was working in a Deli. I was the only spanish speaking employee in the Deli. A Dominican guy walks in and asks one of the other guys something. I wasn't listening then. I get called up to the counter because I needed to interpret what the this guy wanted. So the Dominican guy asks me, "Mira, tu vendes platanos?". Before I could bust out laughing I told him no.

If anyone out there knows of any Deli that sells plantains please let me know. I have yet to find one.

DISCLAIMER: This post was not meant to offend Dominicans.
 
There are at least two delis by my house that sell platanos........have to travel at least 20 miles to find freestyle, but we got the platanos.
 
Watching movies with my mother and always having her ask me "Did you see that " :lol . I feel like answering " No Ma... I'm watching a different movie" but don't 🙂
 
OMG or my uncle had this girlfriend and we'd be driving down the road and she'd ask me "Do you see that tree over there?" OMG we live on Long Island, not no urban area, I see LOTS of trees..
 
SEDUCTIVE NENA said:
Watching movies with my mother and always having her ask me "Did you see that " :lol . I feel like answering " No Ma... I'm watching a different movie" but don't 🙂
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LFMAOOO!!!

Krystal & Crazygirl, yep it was that same club!..lololol

that was as hell too DIANITA!>.LMAOO!!
 
Years ago I was working retail during my college years, standing behind a counter, people would come up and ask:

"Do you work here?"

In response I would say "No I'm waiting for the bus" with a straight face.........hahahahah the look on their face
 
SPYBOY said:
Years ago I was working retail during my college years, standing behind a counter, people would come up and ask:

"Do you work here?"

In response I would say "No I'm waiting for the bus" with a straight face.........hahahahah the look on their face
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LMFAOOOOOO! :lol
 
I remember when I worked in the supermarket, and we were opened on Thanksgiving day.

I would pick up the phone and say "Thank you for calling Grand Union, can I help you?" and everyone would say....."are you open today?"

After about 20 calls like that, I just got tired and picked up the phone. I heard the question "are you open today?" and I said, "no, I'm sorry we're not. They are paying me to sit in a closed store and answer phones this Thanksgiving."

there was a moment of silence, and they hung up. :lol
 
This one time, at band camp....

Nah, lol, I remember this one day when I was in Oakland and there was this over pass that was curved. It hadn't rained in months and this day it started to rain so the rain brought up all the oil on the roads and created an oil slick. Well, I was passing over it and there were 12 cars all lined up next to the barrier cause they all slid and hit the wall. Well there was some stupid ass CHiP (Cali Highway Patrol) that was on the scene just laughing at every single car that went by and smacked into the wall. Well, I hit it too, lol, but not hard, just tapped it. Well when I was standing there talking to the "Pancho wannabe" cop I was telling him..."Shouldn't you put up some flares down or something or does standing here watching all theses cars hit the wall tickle your fancy?" He replied with "Uh oh! Hahahaha! Here comes another one! Hahaha!" But anyway the next guy that hits is this one dude that smacked right into that wall, hard. The front of his car was smashed up pretty bad and he was really trippin out. "Oh no! I gotta got to work!" He than asked me the stupid question....








"Can you give me a jump so I can be on my way?"

:lol :lol :lol

His car may have been totalled and he wanted a jump.
 
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