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Ok, lets hear about some stupid ass questions that you were asked by some stupid ass people, and how did you reply????

I had a friend once say to me:

"Chuck, how can you say you are gay, if you've never been with a woman?"

so I said, "Well, how can you say you are straight, if you've never been with a man?" :lol


another time, one of my brothers came to me and said, "So Chuck, when you get married, does this mean you will wear a wedding gown?"

I said, "No, but when I do get married, you have to wear pink taffeta."

he didn't get it. :lol
 
LMAOOO!!! You are too funny! 😀

I can't recall at this moment stupid questions friends or anyone that has asked me. I will think about some tonight in bed though lol

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i know this aint the question ya asked but i had remembered something which in my case..im asking the question & the answer is stupid. i dont know if they was messing wit me or someone can actually be that stupid..but anyways..i was on my way to jfk airport 4 a job interview & i had never been there b4 so i wasnt sure how to get there once i got off the train. So i said to this lady 'excuse me..do u know how to get to john f kennedy airport?' she was like ''um no im sorry.. i know jfk airport but no john f kennedy airport'' i just looked at her ..trying to fig out if she was playing but she looked dead serious..so i was like ''oh ok thank u'' and walked away lol
 
ChuckD said:
Ok, lets hear about some stupid ass questions that you were asked by some stupid ass people, and how did you reply????

I had a friend once say to me:

"Chuck, how can you say you are gay, if you've never been with a woman?"

so I said, "Well, how can you say you are straight, if you've never been with a man?" :lol


another time, one of my brothers came to me and said, "So Chuck, when you get married, does this mean you will wear a wedding gown?"

I said, "No, but when I do get married, you have to wear pink taffeta."

he didn't get it. :lol[/QUOTE lmaoooooo!!!!!!!
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I WAS ASKED BY A CLUB MANAGER AT A SHOW IF I NEEDED A MIC TO DO THE SHOW...A CLUB IN JERSEY :spin
 
Nyasia said:
I WAS ASKED BY A CLUB MANAGER AT A SHOW IF I NEEDED A MIC TO DO THE SHOW...A CLUB IN JERSEY :spin
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ummmmm......how else did he think you were gonna perform????? :silly
 
Nyasia said:
I WAS ASKED BY A CLUB MANAGER AT A SHOW IF I NEEDED A MIC TO DO THE SHOW...A CLUB IN JERSEY :spin
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LAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people are crazy :bangbang
 
good ones chuck & naya!

anyway for me - i work at old navy, and for some reason people simplyl do not notice our huge sign on our ceiling that say "--->FITTING ROOMS". so when ppl ask me where the fitting rooms are, i literally hafta say "do you see that sign over there? just follow the sign!"

and also we were giving out special promo discount cards for one week.. this girl asked me "if we wanna use this discount do we hafta bring these cards to the store with us?" 😱
 
Nyasia said:
I WAS ASKED BY A CLUB MANAGER AT A SHOW IF I NEEDED A MIC TO DO THE SHOW...A CLUB IN JERSEY :spin
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I remember that one! :lol :lol :lol
 
tran man said:
we were giving out special promo discount cards for one week.. this girl asked me "if we wanna use this discount do we hafta bring these cards to the store with us?" 😱
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rotflmao
 
i know EVERYBODY can relate to this one...."Are you okay?"
Jesus, i have a bone sticking out of place...you tell me
 
I got one! :lol

I was working years ago at a retail place and a jewish guy came up to me and we were talking about my earrings. He was curious why I was wearing two..one on each ear. Minutes later he said if I can find him a girlfriend. :lol later his wife calls on his cell and boy she sounded like one of those nagging wives lol I can understand I guess. Well he then tells me he wants a spanish girl and that he will reward me well (money he hinted). He gave me his cell number to let him know. I never called him back..nor I associate with hookers lol
 
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