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I got this emailed to me today..LOLOL, if your hispanic, you'll like this..lolol
Memo to All Latin Employees:
Several visitors to our office, have brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking staff/employees, commonly use offensive language at work. Such behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be tolerated. Therefore, it has been decided to implement a series of rules in the office and would expect them to be applied.
It is expected that ALL employees immediately adhere to these rules...
1) Words like "co`no," Carajo and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.
2) Non-important matters should not be addressed as "Pendejadas."
3) You will not say "La Cago" when someone makes a mistake, or "Se cago en su madre," if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and derivatives of the word "Cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.
4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "Falta de Cojones" or "Mariconerias," nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to as "Pendejo," "Mamao" or "Comemierda."
5) No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred to as "Hijo de Puta," "Ese Cabron," or "Ese Maricon."
6) When a good proposal is presented, the term "Esto Esta De Pinga" must not be used.
7) Unusual or brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as "Pajas Mentales."
8) Do not say "Como Jode" if a person is persistent, or "Se Jodio" if somebody is going thru a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "Que Jodienda" or "Que Cojones" when matters become complicated in your line of work.
9) When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say "Vete pa'l Carajo" nor will you substitute "Que Carajo Quieres?" for 'May I help you.'
10) When leaving the office, using the term, "Me voy Pa'l Carajo" is not proper.
11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as 'broken down,' not "Se descojono" or "Se jodio esta mierda"
12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say "Me voy a limpiar el Culo con esto." Just keep it clean and file properly.
Thank you for your cooperation
Human Resources
Memo to All Latin Employees:
Several visitors to our office, have brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking staff/employees, commonly use offensive language at work. Such behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be tolerated. Therefore, it has been decided to implement a series of rules in the office and would expect them to be applied.
It is expected that ALL employees immediately adhere to these rules...
1) Words like "co`no," Carajo and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.
2) Non-important matters should not be addressed as "Pendejadas."
3) You will not say "La Cago" when someone makes a mistake, or "Se cago en su madre," if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and derivatives of the word "Cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.
4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "Falta de Cojones" or "Mariconerias," nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to as "Pendejo," "Mamao" or "Comemierda."
5) No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred to as "Hijo de Puta," "Ese Cabron," or "Ese Maricon."
6) When a good proposal is presented, the term "Esto Esta De Pinga" must not be used.
7) Unusual or brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as "Pajas Mentales."
8) Do not say "Como Jode" if a person is persistent, or "Se Jodio" if somebody is going thru a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "Que Jodienda" or "Que Cojones" when matters become complicated in your line of work.
9) When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say "Vete pa'l Carajo" nor will you substitute "Que Carajo Quieres?" for 'May I help you.'
10) When leaving the office, using the term, "Me voy Pa'l Carajo" is not proper.
11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as 'broken down,' not "Se descojono" or "Se jodio esta mierda"
12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say "Me voy a limpiar el Culo con esto." Just keep it clean and file properly.
Thank you for your cooperation
Human Resources
