Honorable Mention: Man Tries To Steal Communion Wafers

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Honorable Mention: Man Tries To Steal Communion Wafers

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This is Jonathan Ricci.
Things first began to go wrong for Ricci when, during mass, Ricci accepted a communion wafer, but he walked away before he took the the communion into his mouth. This got him some unwanted attention from a priest, and in response, Ricci grabbed for a handful of wafers and tried to leave.
After all, the "body of Christ" is oh-so-tasty.
Since Communion is very serious business, pairshoners didn't take Ricci's gluttony too well. While people attempted to detain our Christ-hungry criminal, Ricci became livid, scuffling with his captors, and landing himself in the slammer.
Ricci was slapped with theft (The approximate 15 wafers are valued at $1), battery, and disrupting a religious assembly.
But look how peaceful he looks in his mugshot!!!
 
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