Gotta love New Jersey!

[crazygirl]

A girl says to her date, "Your're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"
She replies "Middlesex."

He grabs her but butt and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Freehold."

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Point Pleasent."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry
Hill?"

"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome
to Wildwood!"

Gotta love New Jersey! :sround

 

[Brklyn345]

OMG I will never think of Jersey the same way again LOL!!!

 

[mzcrazybtch]

lol! that was hot!

 

[crazygirl]

:lol

 

[DreamGirl]

:fkinaman Jersey rocks!!!!!!!! See, I knew there was a reason to be a proud Jersey girl! :boing

 

[Enigma]

:losmile

 

[sietzsounds]

*drives over goethals bridge*

 

[DreamGirl]

Bayonne Bridge is quicker! LMAO

 

[crazygirl]

i knew you would like this one Meg...

yes Jersey is the best... :lol

 

[sietzsounds]

Bayonne Bridge is quicker! LMAO

I used to cut out of High School (Port Richmond) and smoke pot while walking across that bridge... :sbounce

 

[DreamGirl]

LMAO!! My friend and I used to ride our bikes across it, and one day it started pouring, so we head back and coming off the bridge on the Bayonne side, is a set of stairs, unlike the Staten Island side which is just pavement. I hit the brakes a lil too late and how the hell I didn;t go flying head first down those stairs is beyond me. To this day, whenever I'm driving over the bridge, I always think about that and I actually laugh. LOL

 

[DreamGirl]

i knew you would like this one Meg...yes Jersey is the best... :lol

:boing LOL

 

[sietzsounds]

LMAO!! My friend and I used to ride our bikes across it, and one day it started pouring, so we head back and coming off the bridge on the Bayonne side, is a set of stairs, unlike the Staten Island side which is just pavement. I hit the brakes a lil too late and how the hell I didn;t go flying head first down those stairs is beyond me.

omg I know those stairs, jeesh imagine if u were riding fast & had no idea they were there???? :yoomg

To this day, whenever I'm driving over the bridge, I always think about that and I actually laugh. LOL

I think about other stuff i used to do on that bridge :shush :boing
I'm actually driving over it in about an hour, I'm gonna crack up!!!!!!

 

[DreamGirl]

I think about other stuff i used to do on that bridge :shush :boing

LOL I hear ya on that! You can have sex in 2 states at once! :lol

I'm actually driving over it in about an hour, I'm gonna crack up!!!!!!

Ahh, so then you'd be in Bayonne, stop by and say hi!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sietzsounds]

Ahh, so then you'd be in Bayonne, stop by and say hi!!!!!!!!!!

oh that's how i go to the city all the time Bayonne bridge to Holland Tunnel & vice versa.... I'll stop by but only if u have coronas ready!!!! :buggin

 

[crazygirl]

Coronas... if she has some i'll go over also

 

[spanishfly053177]

lol.. that was good one.

 

[DreamGirl]

I'll stop by but only if u have coronas ready!!!! :buggin

LMAO! Ok, here's the deal....I'll have corona's but you gotta bring Jon! :drool LOL

 

[DreamGirl]

Coronas... if she has some i'll go over also

Come over...we'll go to the bar! You can beat me up again! LMFAO

 

[crazygirl]

Come over...we'll go to the bar! You can beat me up again! LMFAO

don't i wish i could.. :stoned