Girl Poem

[DownAzzChick]

I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL THIS MORNING AND I THOUGHT I WOULD POST IT FOR ALL US FEMALES UP ON HERE.

:girl


GIRL POEM

A POEM FOR US.....

I SHAVE MY LEGS,
I SIT DOWN TO PEE.
AND I CAN JUSTIFY
ANY SHOPPING SPREE.

DONT GO TO A BARBER,
BUT A BEAUTY SALON.
I CAN GET A MASSAGE
WITHOUT A HARD-ON.

I CAN BALANCE THE CHECKBOOK,
I CAN PUMP MY OWN GAS.
CAN TALK TO MY FRIENDS,
ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY A$$.

MY BEAUTYS A MASTERPIECE,
AND YES,IT TAKES LONG.
AT LEAST I CAN ADMIT,
TO OTHERS WHEN IM WRONG.

I DONT DRIVE IN CIRCLES,
AT ANY COST.
AND I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM,
ADMITTING IM LOST.

I NEVER FORGET,
AN IMPORTANT DATE.
YOU JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT,
IM USUALLY LATE.

I DONT WATCH MOVIES,
WITH LOTS OF GORE.
DONT NEED INSTANT REPLAY,
TO REMEMBER THE SCORE.

I WONT LOSE MY HAIR,
I DONT GET JOCK ITCH.
AND JUST CAUSE IM ASSERTIVE,
DONT CALL ME A B*TCH.

DONT SAY TO YOUR FRIENDS,
OH YEAH,I CAN GET HER.
IN YOUR DREAMS,MY DEAR,
I CAN DO BETTER.

FLOWERS ARE OK,
BUT JEWELRYS BEST.
LOOK AT ME YOU IDIOT...
NOT AT MY CHEST!!!!

I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM,
WITH EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS.
I KNOW WHEN YOUR LYING,
YOU LOOK AT THE CEILING.

DONT CALL ME A GIRL,
A BABE OR A CHICK.

I AM A WOMEN.

GET IT?, YOU D*CK!?!

:switch

 

[Lamatrix]

nice and straight to the point.

 

[1sxychica]

:lol omg ok.. tha was straight up hilarious!

I CAN GET A MASSAGE
WITHOUT A HARD-ON.

seriously guys lol.. that's a little too much lol... this has happened before and neither of us feel very comfortable lol

AND I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM,
ADMITTING IM LOST.

yep.. my guy friends all thing they knowtheir way around.. lol.. only after 2hrs of driving, they come up with an excuse 'i was taking the safer way' or 'i just wanted to show u around' lol rrrrrrright!

DONT CALL ME A GIRL,
A BABE OR A CHICK.

I AM A WOMAN.

GET IT?, YOU D*CK!?!

ok i forgive the girl who misspelled WOMAN(singular) by WOMEN(plural), cos this paragraph says it all lol...

thanks for sharing nena!

 

[DownAzzChick]

im glad u girls liked it.when i got this in an email i was crackin up.
now lets see if any of the guys have anything to say about this.

 

[Blanca]

🙂 It was cute!

 

[mirpez21]

that gurl poem was playa