Get Rid Of Unwanted Guests

[SONYA]

BY LIGHTING YOUR HOUSE A BLAZE!!! This guy would be a great candidate to be friends with the guy who tried burning the tracking device off his leg :rolleyes

GENEVA, Ill. (AP) — A 46-year-old Kane County resident allegedly set his own home on fire in order to get two visitors to leave, police said.
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Dean Craig was charged with felony arson after allegedly splashing rubbing alcohol on the floor of the two-story home in Aurora Township and using a lighter to ignite the fire around 1 a.m. Sunday, the Kane County Sheriff's office said.
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When authorities arrived at Craig's home, which is owned by his mother, it was engulfed in flames, police said. Craig and his two guests were not injured.
Craig allegedly had asked two visitors to leave, but when they refused, he threatened to light his house on fire, police said.
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Craig was being held Monday at the Kane County Jail on $25,000 bond. He is scheduled to appear in court on June 9.

 

[yburgos7]

That's really nice...I think I will try that the next time my pain in da azz cousin and aunt come over!!! LOL!!!

 

[SONYA]

I'm gonna do that next time my dad's sisters decide to come over 🙂

 

[ChuckD]

He could've just eaten a lot of beans and gassed them out.

 

[yburgos7]

Lmfao!!!!

 

[SONYA]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ewwwww that would be nast

 

[taezee]

"we dont need no water let it burn yo burn yo..we dont need no water let it burn!!"

 

[ChuckD]

well, I think my solution is better than burning down the house.

 

[SONYA]

Yeah but you would have to air it out for days Chuck

 

[ChuckD]

that's what Yankee candles are for. Burn the buttercreme or chocolate chip cookie ones, and it's all good!

 

[SONYA]

I think that the candles and the smell would be one potent reek

 

[yburgos7]

Just make sure not to pass gas next to the candle...cause then the fire is on!!!!

 

[Dayer]

damn & I thought this was gonna b a thread on how to excorcize your house!

 

[taezee]

it is!!! away with ya evil mutha fu**s