myonlysweetie
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> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
> >
> > Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa...
> > Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
> > with fertile
> > deltas.
> >
> > Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America...
> > Well developed and open to trade, especially for
> > someone with
> > cash.
> >
> > Between 31 and 35 she is like India...
> > Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own
> > beauty.
> >
> > Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France...
> > Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable
> > place to visit.
> >
> > Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia...
> > Lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
> > reconstruction is now necessary.
> >
> > Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia...
> > Very wide with borders that are un-patrolled. The
> > frigid
> > climate keeps people away.
> >
> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia...
> > With a glorious and all conquering past but alas,
> > no future.
> >
> > After 70, they become Afghanistan...
> > Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants
> > to go there.
> >
> >
> > THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> >
> > Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq... Ruled by
> > a d*ck.
> >
> > Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa...
> > Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
> > with fertile
> > deltas.
> >
> > Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America...
> > Well developed and open to trade, especially for
> > someone with
> > cash.
> >
> > Between 31 and 35 she is like India...
> > Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own
> > beauty.
> >
> > Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France...
> > Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable
> > place to visit.
> >
> > Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia...
> > Lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
> > reconstruction is now necessary.
> >
> > Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia...
> > Very wide with borders that are un-patrolled. The
> > frigid
> > climate keeps people away.
> >
> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia...
> > With a glorious and all conquering past but alas,
> > no future.
> >
> > After 70, they become Afghanistan...
> > Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants
> > to go there.
> >
> >
> > THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> >
> > Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq... Ruled by
> > a d*ck.
