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A Young Boy Asks His Father, "dad, Is It O.k. For Us Guys To Notice All Different Kinds Of Boobs?"
Surprised, The Father Answers, "sure Son, We Wouldn't Be Normal If We Didn't...there Are All Kinds Of Breasts."
"depending On A Womans Age...in Her Twenties, A Womans Breasts Are Like Melons, Round And Firm.
In Her Thirties And Forties They Are Like Pears, Still Nice, But Hanging A Bit.
But After Fifty They Are Like Onions."
"onions Dad?"
"yes,son...onions. You See Them And They Make You Cry."
Not To Be Outdone, The Sister Asks The Mother, "mom, How Many Different Kinds Of Penises Are There?"
The Mother, Delighted To Have Equal Time,answers.
"well Daughter, A Man Goes Through Three Phases As Well,
In His Twenties His Penis Is Like An Oak, Mighty And Hard.
In His Thirties And Forties It's Like A Birch, Flexible, But Reliable.
And After His Fifties It's Like A Christmas Tree."
"a Christmas Tree Mom?"
"yes, It's All Dried Up, And The Balls Are Only There For Decoration."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!
Surprised, The Father Answers, "sure Son, We Wouldn't Be Normal If We Didn't...there Are All Kinds Of Breasts."
"depending On A Womans Age...in Her Twenties, A Womans Breasts Are Like Melons, Round And Firm.
In Her Thirties And Forties They Are Like Pears, Still Nice, But Hanging A Bit.
But After Fifty They Are Like Onions."
"onions Dad?"
"yes,son...onions. You See Them And They Make You Cry."
Not To Be Outdone, The Sister Asks The Mother, "mom, How Many Different Kinds Of Penises Are There?"
The Mother, Delighted To Have Equal Time,answers.
"well Daughter, A Man Goes Through Three Phases As Well,
In His Twenties His Penis Is Like An Oak, Mighty And Hard.
In His Thirties And Forties It's Like A Birch, Flexible, But Reliable.
And After His Fifties It's Like A Christmas Tree."
"a Christmas Tree Mom?"
"yes, It's All Dried Up, And The Balls Are Only There For Decoration."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!
