Delisious
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking
ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a gal a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-dicked nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age. >
minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking
ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a gal a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-dicked nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age. >
