Fortune Cookies

[LATINAHEAT]

I BOUGHT A BAG OF FORTUNE COOKIES FOR THE KIDS AND HUBS OPENED ONE UP AND HIS FORTUNE SAID THIS......."YOU WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR CHARM AND PERSONALITY!!!" :splat

HE WAS LIKE DAYYYYUM THIS IS THE FREAKIN TRUTH AND HE STARTED BARKING LIKE A DOG!! THEN HE SHOWED ME, I WAS LIKE WHATEVA!!!!! HE EVEN KEPT IT AND PUT IT IN HIS WALLET!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THOSE FORTUNES??

 

[JOEDOCPA]

nope

 

[Baby1010]

sometimes mine freak me out a lil im not gonna lie :lol....

 

[aim4night]

lol he is malo. sometimes they make me laugh. those fortunes are nice.

 

[Melly22]

nope

 

[ChuckD]

I hope that you all know when you read the fortune in the cookie, you are supposed to add "in bed." at the end.

example.....Latinaheat's husband's forturne was:

YOU WILL ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR CHARM AND PERSONALITY

So it should now read....

"You Will always get what you want with your charm and personality, IN BED."

 

[Krystal]

Dunno bout believin them but I know someone that won the lottery playin the numbers that they put on the back of em! Lucky azz mofo!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Thats what those numbers are there for. Shit My wifes side of the family be trying to remember there dreams, they beleive any animals, colors, and of course numbers can be translated for Lotto.

 

[LATINAHEAT]

LOL @ CHUCKD!! 😛

HMMMMM WE WILL SEE TONITE!! :jumpr

 

[ChuckD]

LOL @ CHUCKD!! 😛

HMMMMM WE WILL SEE TONITE!! :jumpr

so.....was the fortune right???? 😉

 

[LATINAHEAT]

so.....was the fortune right???? 😉

I WENT TO BED AT BEFORE 9..LOL SO WE WILL MOST DEF SEE TONITE :heee I AHVE BEEN CALLING HIS CELLY ALL DAY AND TELLING HIM TO HURRY UP AND CUM HOME!!! LOL :whistle :lol