HennyLuv159
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Q.Why are married women heavier than single women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
Q..How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A.We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear
pants don't you?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
Q..How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A.We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear
pants don't you?
