myonlysweetie
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties
of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better-looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tauk
real goode.
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties
of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
--------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
-------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in the
morning.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better-looking than most people.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tauk
real goode.
