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this should come in handy for all the guys with no life, a thirst for cheap vodka,a budding crack habit, who masterbate to dave attells "insomniac" show on comedy central. so here it is ladies and gentle man..... www.jailbabes.com it's the worlds premier dating service for chicks who are in prison. I encourage all to write to them because remember female felons need love too.
 
WOOOOT

😱 AINT THAT THE TRUTH CARLITO..SORRY I WOULD RATHER WRITE TO THE BETTER LOOKIN DRAG QUEENS..LMFAOOOOOOOOO..:lol :cheer :lol
 
there are alot of good reasons to hook up with a girl in prison, here are mine : she can't nag you to take out the trash, she can't constantly move around the three milk crates you call "chairs", she can't keep putting your boxers in a different drawer, and since long term relationships breed sexual frustration you don't have to close your eyes and pretend she's that pretty cheerleader from high school who was drunk at a party once that you got lucky with.
 
EjAbrazo said:
there are alot of good reasons to hook up with a girl in prison, here are mine : she can't nag you to take out the trash, she can't constantly move around the three milk crates you call "chairs", she can't keep putting your boxers in a different drawer, and since long term relationships breed sexual frustration you don't have to close your eyes and pretend she's that pretty cheerleader from high school who was drunk at a party once that you got lucky with.
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Hmmmmmm and here's something to comtemplate EJ...

You wouldn't need a "BABE" in prison if you...

A - TOOK out the trash therefore eliminating the need for her to nag you about it.

B - Got some decent chairs and slid them back in place YOURSELF when you were done using them.

C - Put away your OWN damn laundry and didn't just leave it lying around!

D - GOT creative! Forgot the Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am mentality! Thought about someone other then yourself and maybe then your woman would respond in a way that you wouldn't have to remember the "cheerleader" who probably did the whole football team that night making you just one more in a line of many. 😉

:whistle
 
Krystal said:
Hmmmmmm and here's something to comtemplate EJ...

You wouldn't need a "BABE" in prison if you...

A - TOOK out the trash therefore eliminating the need for her to nag you about it.

B - Got some decent chairs and slid them back in place YOURSELF when you were done using them.

C - Put away your OWN damn laundry and didn't just leave it lying around!

D - GOT creative! Forgot the Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am mentality! Thought about someone other then yourself and maybe then your woman would respond in a way that you wouldn't have to remember the "cheerleader" who probably did the whole football team that night making you just one more in a line of many. 😉

:whistle
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Krystal i do these things but it got me no where:lol
 
damn Krystal I think I touched a nerve...lol. I think I watch married with children too much. btw how did you know my whole pathetic lifestyle, the only part you left out was my obsession with heavy drinking.
 
Naaaaa EJ...just tellin it like it is...NO WOMAN wants a MAN that she's gotta take care of like a child! 😉 (Atleast NO WOMAN that I know!)
 
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