Company B
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Well, (no offense to anyone), but many peeps now that Latins, Italians, & African-Americans are the nationalities that are really hot-blooded & tight wit their families & cultures.
& We have the most vicious moms that u dont wanna mess wit! - lol!
My mom is a short petite woman, very modern (professional beautician), typical Puerto Rican mom who speaks good both English & Spanish (English wit a lil' accent), came to da Bronx as a teen from P.R. & lived between there, Hartford CT, & Boston.
She does not look her age! In person, by face, she looks like Lil' Suzy on da photo cover to "Promise Me". Many peeps think she is in her late 20's - early/mid 30's, when she iz 50!!!
Anywayz, my momz & me have a brother-sister relationship, she's usually calm & very open-minded & outgoing, ....but when she gets pissed......WHOOOOOEEE!!!
I dont know where her strength comes from, but she be turnin' into she hulk n' stuff.
I remember one summer back in da day, my dad's "troublesome" girlfreind was drivin' around in our neighborhood, & my mom ran after da car, caught up wit her, & pulled da girl out da car by her hair thru the drivers side window & beat her to a pulp! Everyone came out & was like: "Metele' Metele'"!! ("Hit 'er!, hit'er!")
Another time, ....that same girlfreind started the "phone-calls" thing, ....so my mom found out where she lived, & broke into her house, & beat her, & HER SISTER up in their own crib!! LOL!
One time I remember she beat up 2 Cops by herself!
I dunno how da hell she did it, ...but when she's pissed she gets like this "She-Ra" thing in her or something - lol.
Last year I went to da movies, & my aunt goes: ..."Look, its one of the cops ur mom beat up". (right in front of him all loud- lol.) We looked at him & laughed. He just put a face.
Another time, our landlord & the office secratary were being biatches & giving my mom a hard time over something petty, ...I remember my mom put on her sneakers, went to the office, beat da sh*t out of our landlord (some older woman), & then chased Kim, the secratary, with a bat around the parking lot twice, but never got her.
One day my younger brother (16), was being a direspectful punk, (I was about to hit him myself) he slipped & called my mom a b***h, & my mom started smacking him. But he tried to be brave & push her away, so she started punching him (really bad), I had to jump in & tell her to stop & calm down.
...FOR WHAT WAS THAT??? ....the last thing I remember was flying across da living room & hittin' da wall movie style!
Just a few months ago, me & my mom went to Olive Garden, & when my mom was backing up from taking her car out, this biatch in a huge van hits MY moms car, & had da nerve to get loud! so, my mom got out, & went straight for dat lady! her husband got out & tried to be cute, ....but then Queen Company B here stepped up, & told dude to step back or he was gonna get f****d up.
I eventually had to get my mom away from her. (poor lady), then lady locked herself in da car & called 5-0. We all argued, & I tried to keep my mom "at bay" tellin' her: "Mami Calmate'!" but lady kept opening her mouth & gettin' stupid, & my mom pushed me to the side walked up to da van, & started trying to break her drivers side window to get to her. My mom kept saying: ..."Step out b***h!, Come out! ...Esa cabrona, Me la voy a COMER!!
5-0 neva came, so we all ended up leaving.
One other time me & my homegirl had a bad fight, & a fallin' out. We made up, but my mom diddnt know, & she was outside by my house, & mami goes right up to her, grabs her by the neck, & pins her against da wall & says:
.."AND YOU!!!....ME & U are gonna have a lil' talk later for fighting with my son"!! & Dont avoid me, ...cuz if u do, ..imma catch you!"
"& Go ahead & tell ur mom, cuz i'll beat u & YOUR mother up!"
My homegirl was shook, I had to jump in & tell my mom that we had made up & everything waz kool now. I felt so bad. LOL.
Mami was like: ..."Mas te' vale'!"
Funny thing iz, my mom is such a down to earth, easy going, humble person, ....but when she's provoked or has a score to settle? .....FORGET IT!
There's plenty more "incidents", but I dont wanna bore u guys, lol. I already wrote too much, lol.
Well, (no offense to anyone), but many peeps now that Latins, Italians, & African-Americans are the nationalities that are really hot-blooded & tight wit their families & cultures.
& We have the most vicious moms that u dont wanna mess wit! - lol!
My mom is a short petite woman, very modern (professional beautician), typical Puerto Rican mom who speaks good both English & Spanish (English wit a lil' accent), came to da Bronx as a teen from P.R. & lived between there, Hartford CT, & Boston.
She does not look her age! In person, by face, she looks like Lil' Suzy on da photo cover to "Promise Me". Many peeps think she is in her late 20's - early/mid 30's, when she iz 50!!!
Anywayz, my momz & me have a brother-sister relationship, she's usually calm & very open-minded & outgoing, ....but when she gets pissed......WHOOOOOEEE!!!
I dont know where her strength comes from, but she be turnin' into she hulk n' stuff.
I remember one summer back in da day, my dad's "troublesome" girlfreind was drivin' around in our neighborhood, & my mom ran after da car, caught up wit her, & pulled da girl out da car by her hair thru the drivers side window & beat her to a pulp! Everyone came out & was like: "Metele' Metele'"!! ("Hit 'er!, hit'er!")
Another time, ....that same girlfreind started the "phone-calls" thing, ....so my mom found out where she lived, & broke into her house, & beat her, & HER SISTER up in their own crib!! LOL!
One time I remember she beat up 2 Cops by herself!
I dunno how da hell she did it, ...but when she's pissed she gets like this "She-Ra" thing in her or something - lol.
Last year I went to da movies, & my aunt goes: ..."Look, its one of the cops ur mom beat up". (right in front of him all loud- lol.) We looked at him & laughed. He just put a face.
Another time, our landlord & the office secratary were being biatches & giving my mom a hard time over something petty, ...I remember my mom put on her sneakers, went to the office, beat da sh*t out of our landlord (some older woman), & then chased Kim, the secratary, with a bat around the parking lot twice, but never got her.
One day my younger brother (16), was being a direspectful punk, (I was about to hit him myself) he slipped & called my mom a b***h, & my mom started smacking him. But he tried to be brave & push her away, so she started punching him (really bad), I had to jump in & tell her to stop & calm down.
...FOR WHAT WAS THAT??? ....the last thing I remember was flying across da living room & hittin' da wall movie style!
Just a few months ago, me & my mom went to Olive Garden, & when my mom was backing up from taking her car out, this biatch in a huge van hits MY moms car, & had da nerve to get loud! so, my mom got out, & went straight for dat lady! her husband got out & tried to be cute, ....but then Queen Company B here stepped up, & told dude to step back or he was gonna get f****d up.
I eventually had to get my mom away from her. (poor lady), then lady locked herself in da car & called 5-0. We all argued, & I tried to keep my mom "at bay" tellin' her: "Mami Calmate'!" but lady kept opening her mouth & gettin' stupid, & my mom pushed me to the side walked up to da van, & started trying to break her drivers side window to get to her. My mom kept saying: ..."Step out b***h!, Come out! ...Esa cabrona, Me la voy a COMER!!
5-0 neva came, so we all ended up leaving.
One other time me & my homegirl had a bad fight, & a fallin' out. We made up, but my mom diddnt know, & she was outside by my house, & mami goes right up to her, grabs her by the neck, & pins her against da wall & says:
.."AND YOU!!!....ME & U are gonna have a lil' talk later for fighting with my son"!! & Dont avoid me, ...cuz if u do, ..imma catch you!"
"& Go ahead & tell ur mom, cuz i'll beat u & YOUR mother up!"
My homegirl was shook, I had to jump in & tell my mom that we had made up & everything waz kool now. I felt so bad. LOL.
Mami was like: ..."Mas te' vale'!"
Funny thing iz, my mom is such a down to earth, easy going, humble person, ....but when she's provoked or has a score to settle? .....FORGET IT!
There's plenty more "incidents", but I dont wanna bore u guys, lol. I already wrote too much, lol.
