myonlysweetie
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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will give you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the QE2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said" Well this is all very romantic - but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime...so... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me" The wife - and the fairy - were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old. You see...
Men might be bastards.... ...But fairies are......female!
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the QE2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said" Well this is all very romantic - but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime...so... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me" The wife - and the fairy - were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old. You see...
Men might be bastards.... ...But fairies are......female!
