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atx said:
i get what you're sayin MD, that's how it should be, right? so being that Ashley is a member here it would be a personal insult to speak ill of her in any way no matter if it's all in good fun.

i don't want this to turn into any kind of drama thread i just wanted to know why it got so quiet around here, and to have some fun for a change, to relax
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There is no drama in my part. But people seem to disrepect my ideas and make it seem like im exaggerrating in my posts and i'm just here trying to make these people think about where I was getting at with my post instead of judging me the way that they do. Do I blame that they do? No. Not at all. Trust takes time. But i'm done arguing about the subject because I think everyone by now should know what i'm talking about.
 
tanktruck said:
Girl, if I do then I'll be accused of bashing poor Miss Jenny from the block!! Let me think on it and I'll post them. I'll try to make it juicy like my fruit!! lol
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😱 JUICY? LIKE YOUR FRUIT?!?!?!?! :dancingb LMAOOOOOO, *WAITS*
 

  • Male

I, J-lo's next husband, take you, J-Hoe (Frankie don't get mad), to be my wedded wife. With deepest joy I receive you into my life that together we may be one. As is Christ to His body, the church, so I will be to you a loving and faithful husband. /But if you start to hoe around like you have been. I wanna get paid. Your gonna be penalized for it. 1000.00 Always will I perform my headship over you even as Christ does over me, knowing that His Lordship is one of the holiest desires for my life. I promise you my deepest love, my fullest devotion, my tenderest care, but if you do another dumb ass movie like Gigle, you gonna pay me 10,0000.oo for the embarassement. I promise I will live first unto God rather than others or even you but if Jessica Aba calls me I'm creeping while your on your video shoot. I promise that I will lead our lives into a life of faith and hope in Christ Jesus but if you don't go down on me. I'm finding someone who will. Ever honoring God's guidance by His spirit through the Word, And so throughout life, no matter what may lie ahead of us, I pledge to you my life as a loving and faithful husband. Hopefully, you do the same. If your careet starts to downspiral you better not use me for publicity or I want another 50,000.oo.




  • Female

I, J-Lo, take you, who ever I decided to marry next, to be my wedded husband. With deepest joy I come into my new life with you but if you don't please me like Puffy Daddy then I'm creeping. As you have pledged to me your life and love, so I too happily give you my life, and in confidence submit myself to your headship as to the Lord but if we divorce I'll pay you off like my ex-Chris. As is the church in her relationship to Christ, so I will be to you. My next husband after Mark, I will live first unto our God and then unto you, loving you, obeying you, caring for you and ever seeking to please you. Until I get tired of you and find someone else.. God has prepared me for you (after being married 3 times) and so I will ever strengthen, help, comfort, and encourage you but you gotta work too. I need a man with chadder. Therefore, throughout life, no matter what may be ahead of us (I tell all my future husbands this. They fall for it all the time...What Jackasses, I pledge to you my life as an obedient and faithful wife till my next cd is released.
 
tanktruck said:
I don't play Miss ATX wanted some vows. I gave her some!!
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AND YOU DELIVERED PA! PLUS SOME!! I KEEP READING IT AND CRACKING THE HELL UP!! LMAOOOOOOO THANKYOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!!
 
tanktruck said:
I, J-Lo, take you, who ever I decided to marry next, to be my wedded husband. With deepest joy I come into my new life with you but if you don't please me like Puffy Daddy then I'm creeping. As you have pledged to me your life and love, so I too happily give you my life, and in confidence submit myself to your headship as to the Lord but if we divorce I'll pay you off like my ex-Chris. As is the church in her relationship to Christ, so I will be to you. My next husband after Mark, I will live first unto our God and then unto you, loving you, obeying you, caring for you and ever seeking to please you. Until I get tired of you and find someone else.. God has prepared me for you (after being married 3 times) and so I will ever strengthen, help, comfort, and encourage you but you gotta work too. I need a man with chadder. Therefore, throughout life, no matter what may be ahead of us (I tell all my future husbands this. They fall for it all the time...What Jackasses) , I pledge to you my life as an obedient and faithful wife till my next cd is released.
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rotflmao!
 
Do you J-lo take Marc Antonys' money, to love, to hold and spend... 'till death do you part? And do you Marc Anthony, accept that you ain't gettin' shiat 'cause you signed a pre-nupt, 'till death(j lo) do you part?

By the power vested in me by the state of Alaska, i now pronounce you... Man and Hoe. If you accept that P diddy's !@#$ was in her mouth, you may kiss the bride.
 
Psycho said:
By the power vested in me by the state of Alaska, i now pronounce you... Man and Hoe. If you accept that P diddy's !@#$ was in her mouth, you may kiss the bride.
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OMG!! LMAOOOOO!! EEEWWWWW

LMAO@ TANK HE SAID PUFFY DADDY!!! :lol

YA'LL ARE CRAZY!
 
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