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I REMEMBER WAITING FOR YOU WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND OUTSIDE CENTRAL BOOKING IN QUEENS. GOTTA LUVYA
LOCA. WHEN THEY ASKED HIM WHERE HIS GIRL WAS HE WAS LIKE OH SHE GOT LOCKED UP, SHE'LL BE OUT IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. THEY LET ME GO HAHAH LOL🙂
 
so I was at this bar and I was watching this woman. It was kind of sensual... they way she sipped her wine... they way she brushed her hair back from her eyes to look across the bar at the band playing. It was amazing the way her chest moved when she breathed a deep breathe before she chugged that last sip.

I went over towards the bar and pulled up a chair next to her. I ordered chianti. (in case you dont know... a really nice red wine) I kind of turned the other way to make it look like I didnt even notice her. I watched a couple people come in and out. ( i love watching different peoples... ya know... i guess i am a people watching kinda person)

I swung my stool around kind of suave like. Iwent and took a sip of my chianti and went to make my first look... you know... the one where you act like your not looking but you and her both know you are...

Well... I kept my cool... and this woman came up from behind me and asked if she could sit down... (as if i woned the other stool next to me) I said "sure... no ones sitting there." I turned away and started my head... in other words was trying to think of something PERFECT to say to the girl on the other side of me that I have been admiring since I got there....

As I was about to talk... The other girl says from behind my shoulder... "Come here often?" Am i being hit on form behind as I lay my lines on someone else??? Does God have a sense of humor or what?

~Desejo
ps-want more...? its coming...

pps-miss me kidz...? LOL
 
I can name so many times....

But I never get caught! Like at the park w/my man...while there was hella people and kids there! Oh..I did get caught by my freakin four year old sister!!! So embarassing! I didn't know what to tell her! She just sat there staring at me! So, I dropped and pretended I was asleep..she walked away after a while..but man! What do you tell a four year old??? So, I lied... I have been caught before.😱
 
LOL Brett......you are a trip...thats too funny!! 😛
 
Undacvrfrstylr and I got caught in the holding cell at the pct where he works......they were bringing in a bunch of perps......it's a good thing it was my ass against the wall and not his.....his partner caught us.....until this day he reminds my husband of that!!!
 
Dammmmmm

Ma....that was really embarrassing for me.....lol.....the perps must thought I was nuts tryin' to pull that shit off......it was exciting though......muahhhhhh to you babygirl!!!!
 
So I brushed the wacky chick off my shoulder by turning towards the one i been blazin at for hours, and said.. "Come here often?"... Da damn... that dumb chick got me aall confused and i wacked out... the girl replied with "Ever have two girls at one time?" I was like... "Well, thats for me to know and for you to try on me..." Hey.. I thought it was a slick comeback at the time...

She got up... and moved to a different spot at the bar, and so what did I do you say?

(turns) "Yeah, I come here often."

~Desejo
ps- if u didnt get that one... go back to elem school or even easier go back to my last post...

peace peeps
 
i should get a sectopn where i can post stories and shit... i have lived all over with way too many experiences to hold inside of me... i should have a section to write lil stories for heads to enjoy... hehe...laters..
Desejo
 
Ha ha Lil & Undcvr...how kinky and exciting!...but embarrassing! My ex and I did it in his dealership where he worked when it closed, in the Honda Odyssey. Little did I know about cameras in the showroom. His co-workers still did not live that one down.
 
you did it in a van??? oh my god... what about the family that buys that baby... lol... ewe... j/k... he didnt get fired for havin a lil nookie in the van??? hmmm... wanna do it in my cubicle baby??? no cameras there... lol
~Desejo
 
Lol Brett.....

whoever buys that van, well, it's already christened. (I give it two thumbs up for spaciousness under JD Power & Associates award....hehehehe)
 
I THINK MINES WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE TIME WHEN I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH THIS GIRL. HER PARENTS WENT OUT TO A GUN CONVENTION ONE NIGHT AND I SWUNG BY AT AROUND MIDNIGHT WHEN HER LITTLE BROTHER AND SISTER (ABOUT 6 & 10 YEARS OLD) WERE ALREADY ASLEEP IN THE ROOM. WE WERE IN HER LIVING ROOM HAVING 'FUN' LETS SAY WHEN HER LITTLE SISTER (6YO) WALKED OUT THE ROOM TO CATCH US IN ACTION. NOW, WHAT CAN YOU TELL A 6 YO ABOUT WHAT SHE JUST CAUGHT HER BIG SISTER DOING. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WHILE WE WERE GETTING DRESSED AND TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HER LITTLE SISTER, THE KEYS HIT THE FRONT DOOR. WHO ELSE COULD IT BE THAN HER PARENTS. ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS THAT I SNUCKED OUT THE ROOM WINDOW AFTER HIDING IN HER LIL BROTHER'S ROOM FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. HER BROTHER WOKE UP IN THE PROCESS OF ME EXITING OUT HIS WINDOW AND THE PARENTS IN THE LIVING ROOM WONDERING ABOUT THE DAUGHTERS BEING AWAKE AT THAT TIME AND WHY.
 
kerri~ very funny.... i wonder if that might be the new test method they use to make sure its spacious enough... you could be one of their "dummies".... no pun intended... LOL
~Desejo
 
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