Sassy4297
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What is the most craziest thing you've ever done, and got caught while at it?
Mystical4U
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OMG! Lets just say I was having fun on the beach one night and well a lil ole couple didn't like what they saw so they called the cops and well me and the person i was with high tailed it back to the car...LOL
when i was young i was messing w/ some girl
and we just had a craving for fun and we pulled in a area semi dark and got down and dirty and in the process of the fun a cop knocks on my window he was standing there for at least two minutes and the cop was about to kick my ass and i thought i was going to jail but he left me outside of the car for a good 45 min. so everybody can see yo that sh*t was embarrassing but the cop let us go and lectured us and then we left and went somewhere else finish wat we started
tell me thats not dirty 😱
and we just had a craving for fun and we pulled in a area semi dark and got down and dirty and in the process of the fun a cop knocks on my window he was standing there for at least two minutes and the cop was about to kick my ass and i thought i was going to jail but he left me outside of the car for a good 45 min. so everybody can see yo that sh*t was embarrassing but the cop let us go and lectured us and then we left and went somewhere else finish wat we started
tell me thats not dirty 😱
I guess this would go under my Most Embarrassing Moments thread....I was talked into doing a wet t-shirt contest 2 yrs ago. I'll skip over all the crazy stuff that went on during the contest, but a week later my mother was in my room and saw my pics sitting on my shelf along w/ the signed t-shirt with not so clean remarks written on it in marker. I think she was shocked and didn't know what to say and either did I. It was embarrassing to know that my mother not only knew I entered such a contest but saw the pics. I wanted to say thanks mom for giving me "these"....they won me the contest! Tee hee hee.
Sassy4297
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OK
When I was 16 I thought I was cute and Jumped the subway with a damn token and $20 in my pocket and got caught. Meanwhile my boyfriend was there, I think I was trying to impress him. Duh I felt like a D*K I had to do 14 hours of community service! 🙁
When I was 16 I thought I was cute and Jumped the subway with a damn token and $20 in my pocket and got caught. Meanwhile my boyfriend was there, I think I was trying to impress him. Duh I felt like a D*K I had to do 14 hours of community service! 🙁
Desejo
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craziest... hmmmm... got caught? hmmmmm...
having sex with my first serious gf on her rents bed and her dad walking right in on us and pulling me off her.... then, i ran out the house naked... out the back thank god... and she threw my clothes to me as i ran for the woods... yet my car was out front... hmmmm.. can u say "FUCT"?
wurd
~Desejo
having sex with my first serious gf on her rents bed and her dad walking right in on us and pulling me off her.... then, i ran out the house naked... out the back thank god... and she threw my clothes to me as i ran for the woods... yet my car was out front... hmmmm.. can u say "FUCT"?
wurd
~Desejo
Desejo
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CHAPTER TWO
yeah and i had to wait in the woods for a couple hours for them to go to sleep and when i thought they were sound asleep...
well lets say i should have waited and gone back with an army...
I went up to the backyard from the woods, and when i figured it was safe... i bolted into the nieghbors yard, and ran ou to the front where the FREAGIN father was sitting on top of my car almost asleep...
How the hell am i supposed to get my car when hes on it???? I was going to go back to my little spot in the woods when he saw me.... uh ho... 😱
I booked it down the street... oh did i forget to tell y'all that my keys were in her house...?
to be continued...
yeah and i had to wait in the woods for a couple hours for them to go to sleep and when i thought they were sound asleep...
well lets say i should have waited and gone back with an army...
I went up to the backyard from the woods, and when i figured it was safe... i bolted into the nieghbors yard, and ran ou to the front where the FREAGIN father was sitting on top of my car almost asleep...
How the hell am i supposed to get my car when hes on it???? I was going to go back to my little spot in the woods when he saw me.... uh ho... 😱
I booked it down the street... oh did i forget to tell y'all that my keys were in her house...?
to be continued...
Desejo
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CHAPTER THREE
So, when I ran down the street I thought to myself, maybe he doesnt know I left the keys in her room... hmmmmmm?
So I ran into the woods, almost lost, I finally saw her house... I ran under her window to yell up for my keys and as soon as In am about to yell... I looked down. She had thrown my keys onto the ground already... (thats what I want... I beautiful, fuctable, SMART gf). So, I picked up my keys and went back to the woods...
I walked towards the main road where I found a 7 eleven... I called a couple boyz and told em what was up....
So, now its me, DJ, and Joe...
to be continued...
So, when I ran down the street I thought to myself, maybe he doesnt know I left the keys in her room... hmmmmmm?
So I ran into the woods, almost lost, I finally saw her house... I ran under her window to yell up for my keys and as soon as In am about to yell... I looked down. She had thrown my keys onto the ground already... (thats what I want... I beautiful, fuctable, SMART gf). So, I picked up my keys and went back to the woods...
I walked towards the main road where I found a 7 eleven... I called a couple boyz and told em what was up....
So, now its me, DJ, and Joe...
to be continued...
Desejo
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ok....
CHAPTER FOUR... (crickets)
So as we left off... DJ, Joe, adn myself were about to approach my ride knowing that he was still on my ride...LOL
I snuck up from the back of my car and DJ and Joe walked up like nothin big was going on and this was @ 3am too.... He saw them and began to question them...
They made it out to look like they were both lost and drunk... So my gfs father kinda led em away from the car and began to tell them which way to walk towars a pay phone... I was waiting for the best time to jump into my ride.... but... I wasnt sure what to do...???
hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
to be continued...
CHAPTER FOUR... (crickets)
So as we left off... DJ, Joe, adn myself were about to approach my ride knowing that he was still on my ride...LOL
I snuck up from the back of my car and DJ and Joe walked up like nothin big was going on and this was @ 3am too.... He saw them and began to question them...
They made it out to look like they were both lost and drunk... So my gfs father kinda led em away from the car and began to tell them which way to walk towars a pay phone... I was waiting for the best time to jump into my ride.... but... I wasnt sure what to do...???
hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
to be continued...
Sexyangel329
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LMAO!!!!
This is Sassy using Sexyangels computer. DJ you are too much 😀
This is Sassy using Sexyangels computer. DJ you are too much 😀
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MY MOTHER WALKING IN ON ME WHILE HAVING SEX ....LUCKY MY EX GIRL WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE NAKED, SO IT DIDN'T LOOK SO BAD....IT WAS IN THE WINTER SO WE HAD A THIN BLANKET OVER US....I THINK MY MOTHER HAD NO IDEA BECAUSE SHE HAD ABOUT A TWENTY MINUTE CONVERSATION WITH US ABOUT THE LONG LINE SHE WAITED ON IN KEYFOOD WHILE I WAS STILL INSIDE OF MY EX GIRL....HOW DID I PULL IT OFF???? I STILL DON'T KNOW MYSELF....LOL
ANTHONY AKA FREESTYLE LOVER
ANTHONY AKA FREESTYLE LOVER
Desejo
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CHAPTER FIVE
So, I said screw it (not out loud) and went for it... I jumped in my car... and as I was doing it.. DJ grabbed the guy and pulled him into the middle of the street and said... SMILE YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA... Joe almost puked he was laughing so hard...
I started the engine and flew out of there...
I know it sounds bad... but they knew i was going to leave them there and meet them at the gas station where they had left there cars... So, I slammed on the gas and jetted out of there...
DJ and Joe ran behind meeting me at the station... Poor father never got to touch me... well... thats where Ill leave it for now... want more of this story press 69... lol
to be continued... (maybe)
So, I said screw it (not out loud) and went for it... I jumped in my car... and as I was doing it.. DJ grabbed the guy and pulled him into the middle of the street and said... SMILE YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA... Joe almost puked he was laughing so hard...
I started the engine and flew out of there...
I know it sounds bad... but they knew i was going to leave them there and meet them at the gas station where they had left there cars... So, I slammed on the gas and jetted out of there...
DJ and Joe ran behind meeting me at the station... Poor father never got to touch me... well... thats where Ill leave it for now... want more of this story press 69... lol
to be continued... (maybe)
monarico4
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toooooooooooo funny....rotf..lmfao😛
Desejo
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actually thats about it for that story... ig ot more ex gf stories if you want to hear but i dont wanna bug you if you dont... so let me know and ill add more to this post... wurd...
~Desejo
~Desejo