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We humans tend to be clumsy sometimes. There are days that shit happen on its own...that you just cannot believe that happened. Anyways tonight I feel like mentioning some of the most stoopidest things I've done...and please laugh away.

First...I am happy to be alive and not dead. :lol

One time I just graduated from little minature bike with NO air in the tires...to a 10 speed that a crackhead sold to my stepdad lmaooo. I was 13..so we immediately colored the bike pale blue...came out nice...but GODDDAMNNN it was freakin big to mount...I was practically a little peanut! Shit I think I broke my peanuts on that bike.

Anyways I always have the habit to ride really fast...ive scared people on the street but i rarely crashed lol Well one hot summer day I was riding down a block and I saw a water hydrant at full blast so I said hey this must be fun lol So I went through it...omgggg I went through it so fast..it was awesome! But what happened next had no name.

Traffic was ahead of me and a huge truck appeared out of nowhere and my brakes were not working :lol! I realized oh shit I had gotten my tires wet lmao So I was scared as crap and decided to make a sharp right turn and eat the light pole...I crashed my bike, ate the pole and broke my nuts! I had to walk home with swollen nuts lmaoo My bike got all scratched up too. :lol

Another clumsy moment was when I rested both my elbows on the pc computer table...where the keyboard slides out and "WAAAKAN!" that shit just fell down and I jumped up...I was laughing though :lol
 
a few times, when I wasn't watching what I was doing, I've waked into poles, and then because I wasn't thinking, I've apologized to the pole.
 
Clumsy moments- Please I am the Queen of Clumsiness - When I was growing up I lived on the floor!

Here are some of my stories:
One time I was playing catch with my father in my backyard. He threw the ball at me and of course I didn't catch it...so as I am running to get the ball...I didn't see that there was a rake on the ground...and I stepped on it...The handle lifted up and hit me right in the face...Knocked me out!

Then another time I went to Medieval Times with my cousin and her boyfriend...we were just standing around waiting to be seated so we decided to take a look around...they have these rooms that have all the different torturing equipment displayed...so as I go to look into one of the rooms I didn't notice that there was a glass window that doesn't allow people to go into the room...and I just walked right into the glass...WHAM!!!....My a$$ fell back and down to the floor...
 
yburgos7 said:
Clumsy moments- Please I am the Queen of Clumsiness - When I was growing up I lived on the floor!

Here are some of my stories:
One time I was playing catch with my father in my backyard. He threw the ball at me and of course I didn't catch it...so as I am running to get the ball...I didn't see that there was a rake on the ground...and I stepped on it...The handle lifted up and hit me right in the face...Knocked me out!

Then another time I went to Medieval Times with my cousin and her boyfriend...we were just standing around waiting to be seated so we decided to take a look around...they have these rooms that have all the different torturing equipment displayed...so as I go to look into one of the rooms I didn't notice that there was a glass window that doesn't allow people to go into the room...and I just walked right into the glass...WHAM!!!....My a$$ fell back and down to the floor...
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Then I am your king LOL...one time I was sliding down a stair bannister and my jacket got caught on it while i was going down, and it pulled me head first into the stairs...

remember how back in the 80's people used to wear the jeans with the holes in the knees? Well I had them too, except they weren't bought that way...I was always falling down during recess and VOILA!

my favorite klutz moment had to be when I was 12 in boarding school...there was this kid we used to pick on who was my roommate which made it easier to torment him...anyway the guy was in the shower, and some kids were waiting for it, and he was taking a real long time, so they kept dumping cold water over the curtain...so I had the bright idea of peeing in this little plastic box where I kept my pens and pencils, and dumping it over the curtain!! So I'm running back to the bathroom with a box full of pee with nothing but a towel wrapped around me...and as soon as I got thru the door I slipped and fell with my towel falling off and drenched in my own pee :bangbang
 
Brklyn345 said:
Then I am your king LOL...one time I was sliding down a stair bannister and my jacket got caught on it while i was going down, and it pulled me head first into the stairs...

remember how back in the 80's people used to wear the jeans with the holes in the knees? Well I had them too, except they weren't bought that way...I was always falling down during recess and VOILA!

my favorite klutz moment had to be when I was 12 in boarding school...there was this kid we used to pick on who was my roommate which made it easier to torment him...anyway the guy was in the shower, and some kids were waiting for it, and he was taking a real long time, so they kept dumping cold water over the curtain...so I had the bright idea of peeing in this little plastic box where I kept my pens and pencils, and dumping it over the curtain!! So I'm running back to the bathroom with a box full of pee with nothing but a towel wrapped around me...and as soon as I got thru the door I slipped and fell with my towel falling off and drenched in my own pee :bangbang
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OMG!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO
 
Brklyn345 said:
So I'm running back to the bathroom with a box full of pee with nothing but a towel wrapped around me...and as soon as I got thru the door I slipped and fell with my towel falling off and drenched in my own pee :bangbang
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LMAO!!

all my klutz moments happened while i was still working at old navy.. once i was pushing a cart with heavy metal baskets on it, then one fell off to the floor with a huge crash - everyone looked to see the commotion - to top it all off someone wearing sandals happened to be standing dangerously close to the falling metal basket!
plenty of times in the fitting rooms i've accidently walked in on people - usually i dont see anything but once i saw the back of a girl not wearing her shirt yet (wait, is that such a bad thing to walk in on 😛)
also a bunch of times i've said "can i get you a size" - to a mannequin that i thought was a customer! was so embarrasing
 
I was a late bloomer when it came to learning to ride a bike, around 13-14. Well, there was this guy I was into, so I went riding past his house. At the same moment, he was hanging outside and I was so busy checking him out, I crashed right into the tree in front of his house. To make things worse, on the way home, I crashed into the same tree. Now that's bad. He was really nice about it though, he came runnning over to make sure I was okay.
 
ChuckD said:
a few times, when I wasn't watching what I was doing, I've waked into poles, and then because I wasn't thinking, I've apologized to the pole.
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HAHHAHA.. OMG.. No way/... Thats funny... Im sorry.. did it hurt though.. I feel bad laughing at this cuz I know it must have hurt...
 
I have a really good one... Really good... I am sure I have more, but this one just sticks out...
After High School and before I went to college I was working in a Hospital... It was a temporary job, used to pay the bills you know? So Anyways, part of my job was to run a copy of the OR schedule for the next day to all the important departments.. So, the first day or two I was paying more attention to where these departments were.. On like the third day I did my rounds when I got to the pathology department, I noticed this really really beautiful girl.. She had long black hair, a killer body and incredible eyes. I was mesmerized.. Anyways, a few weeks went by and we started talking. Well one day I was standing down at the elevator and she was there, so talked a bit and when the elevator doors opened up she stepped in.. There were like 6 or 7 other people in the elevator, and since I felt intimidated, when she asked me if I was going up with her, I said that no I would take the next one. I was polite.. Well the doors started to close and she followed the opening saying, "You sure, you sure you dont want to come in this elevator." I guess I figured she had made a valiant effort and I thought that I should go in that elevator too. Actually I did not think at all, I just swung my right foot straight up in the air to stop the elevator.. Well.. my left foot followed it. NOW this would not have been too embarrasing so long as my foot didnt do what it had intended to do in the first place and that was open the elevator door. So the door opened back up and there I was lying on my back on the floor. Needless to say I got right up, hopped in the elevator and told everyone that I was fine, that I meant to do that and I brushed off my embarrasment and pride with a flick of my eye... She thought it was funny, and she was genuinely concerned, putting her hand on the back of my head, asking if I was okay... Cute... Anyays, we started dating shortly after that and to this day we still laugh at that incident..
 
Cheryl lets hear some of yours 😉 I know you have some! 😀
 
Awww that is cool though the way things happened...even though you fell on your back lmaooo! 😛

The way shit happens sometimes right? 🙂
 
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