Cheap Toilet Paper

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tanktruck said:
I'm telling you. I will be packing toilet paper every where i go from now on and a can of Glade air freshner lol

tank
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lol@ Glade freshener
 
Orgntr1 said:
Damn Tantruck.......ROFLMAO.....I dont know you that well my man.....but damn bro......you da man!! I like you.
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How you sound real positive. You sound like your making strides in being more positive. Dude, you keep it up i'm gonna give you a four pack of Angel Soft toilet paper. lol

tank
 
You know it s funny because i was in this store where they sell all this comedic stuff and there was this one roll of toilet paper for $8.....each leaf had sadams pic and it said "wipe your crack with the dude from Iraq".....I died laughing right there.
 
EL_BORICUA_72 said:
LMAO yo thats a good one. But it's the truth. I remember when I first was dating my wife and I stood over her apartment over night and I had a bad cramp. I had to go real bad. I was saying to myself I'll hold it til the morning when I get home I will blow up my own bathroom. It got to the point where I couldnt hold it no more cuz I was trying to avoid stinking up her bathroom I didnt want to be embarassed. So I finally went and let me tell you the door was closed and everything and the smell reached her room and all I hear is what the f%$# is that smell. and starts laughing. Oh well I said so I just let it all out but I ran out of toilet paper myself where she had to bring me a roll. Now thats embarassing
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Dude, haven't you ever heard of the courtesy flush?????

As soon as your s**t hits the water, you flush, and send it packing! Minimizes the ordor. then you clean up and flush the rest away.
 
ChuckD said:
Dude, haven't you ever heard of the courtesy flush?????

As soon as your s**t hits the water, you flush, and send it packing! Minimizes the ordor. then you clean up and flush the rest away.
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wont work.

ive tried it a few times BUT

my ass thinks its job is down when my ears hear the toilet flush.

my ass dont care if there is more crapping to be done.
 
OMG hahaha... if this story aint the funniest this yr on CF i dunno what is...

i know what u feel tho.. cheap toilet paper sucks!
 
KENNY GUIDO said:
wont work.
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Works for me!

Or, bring a pack of matches into the bathroom with you.

When you're done, strike the match. The smell of sulfur is sooo strong, all the next person will smell is the match.
 
LMFAO TANK, its like that damn public toilet paper that's as thin as bible paper.. screw saving trees when you're wasting the tissue when u rip it anyway.
SO EVERYONE GO 3-PLY!!
 
Yell! yeah i want triple ply and extra quilted. I saw these little personal air freshners for your car. I'm now packing toilet paper and the small convienant air freshener. lol So, now when i go to do the number 2 I spray away. So, now people will know I shit like citrus breeze. lol


tank
 
ChuckD said:
Works for me!

Or, bring a pack of matches into the bathroom with you.

When you're done, strike the match. The smell of sulfur is sooo strong, all the next person will smell is the match.
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How about a match that is lit, hits the cheap toilet paper and you burn the bathroom down. lol

tank
 
tanktruck,
I know what you mean. They are using cheap toilet paper everywhere now a day such as in school, public places, restaurants, etc. These cheap paper are hard as hell.
 
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