Cheap Toilet Paper

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you know i was hangin out, with my best friend and his wife, we had spent all day playing video games, watching movies and eating a lot of food. Well, about 3 hours of being there. I heard my stomach making some noise. I just ignored it and went on with my business. Well, about a couple of hours later, I realized that I had to go to the bath room and do number 2. Well, I hate going to other people bathroom to do number 2. Well, I held it as long as I could. Man, at this point i was touching cloth. Know what I'm saying. Well, I said F$@#$@ It! I went to go take care of business. I was done, then I reached for the toilet paper. So, i got my regular amount of toilet paper and proceeded to use it. But, then I realized that it was cheap toilet paper. We all know the feeling. What sucked the most that half way thru it tears midway. Oh My God! I was pissed and embarassed at the same time. Well, now i know i have to double up. By the time i was done, I had almost finished the roll of cheap toilet paper. Well, I got up washed my hands and went on like nothing. About 2 hours later, my friends son was yelling, "mom, dad I need toilet paper". I my friend yells at his son, "I just put some out before your tio go here". He yelled back "he finished it all. He just left me the cardboard." i was so embarassed by this little 5 year old little boy. I hate cheap toilet paper. Please, do your family members and friends, a big favor. Buy, good toilet paper.


tank
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! yo you had me cracking up!!! OMG!..LOLOLOLOL
 
cheap toliet paper sticks to the butt!!! LOL

i like the soft stuff
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tank!

OMG! So sorry this happened to you but I'm in tears here! That's too funny! :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
LMAO yo thats a good one. But it's the truth. I remember when I first was dating my wife and I stood over her apartment over night and I had a bad cramp. I had to go real bad. I was saying to myself I'll hold it til the morning when I get home I will blow up my own bathroom. It got to the point where I couldnt hold it no more cuz I was trying to avoid stinking up her bathroom I didnt want to be embarassed. So I finally went and let me tell you the door was closed and everything and the smell reached her room and all I hear is what the f%$# is that smell. and starts laughing. Oh well I said so I just let it all out but I ran out of toilet paper myself where she had to bring me a roll. Now thats embarassing
 
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