ChuckD
The Gay Lord of Freestyle
*Carlos/Chiquita leaves the bar, knowing the police will stop the madness and take care of Nancy*
"Ay Dios Mio, Nancy gave me info, but a lot of it was wrapped up in legend. "He takes no money.....puhleez! I know that el diablo malo hace mucho dinero (evil devil makes much money) for what he does! I need answers and I need them muy rapido! Nancy said he is summoned by those in need. I know that Tiana and Teresa Nomechaves have reasons to want to punish Antonio, so I think I'll stop there first. If I get no answers, I'm gonna go over to Dona Lengua Larga's house and talk to her. I'm sure she's got info! I just hope she don't keep me there all night. I swear her tongue is hung in the middle so that both ends can wag!"
*Carlos/Chiquita runs out the door in full drag and goes to the home of Tiana and Teresa Nomechaves and starts pounding on the door.*
"Abra esta puerta ahora damas nosotros hemos obtenido el negocio para discutir!" (Open this door now ladies, we've got business to discuss!)
"Ay Dios Mio, Nancy gave me info, but a lot of it was wrapped up in legend. "He takes no money.....puhleez! I know that el diablo malo hace mucho dinero (evil devil makes much money) for what he does! I need answers and I need them muy rapido! Nancy said he is summoned by those in need. I know that Tiana and Teresa Nomechaves have reasons to want to punish Antonio, so I think I'll stop there first. If I get no answers, I'm gonna go over to Dona Lengua Larga's house and talk to her. I'm sure she's got info! I just hope she don't keep me there all night. I swear her tongue is hung in the middle so that both ends can wag!"
*Carlos/Chiquita runs out the door in full drag and goes to the home of Tiana and Teresa Nomechaves and starts pounding on the door.*
"Abra esta puerta ahora damas nosotros hemos obtenido el negocio para discutir!" (Open this door now ladies, we've got business to discuss!)