PortuGino
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CANADIANS: Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader. And I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled. I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, not American. I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing; diversity, not
assimilation; and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat; a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed', dammit!
Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America! My name is Joe, and I am a Canadian!
AMERICANS: Wassup! I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked. And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well. I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg, although I'm pretty sure they were American.
I drink beer, not water; I am outspoken, not opinionated; guns settle disputes, not discussions. Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. And it's pronounced 'ruf', not 'roof'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere. Burger King is fine dining. Washing after peeing is for losers; Twinkies and Moon Pies are good for breakfast; I have a shed, not a garage; and WWF action is real!
The United States of America is the only country in the world; the first nation of ignorance; and the best part of South America! My name is Jim-Bob, I am married to my sister, and I am American!
I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, not American. I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing; diversity, not
assimilation; and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat; a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed', dammit!
Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America! My name is Joe, and I am a Canadian!
AMERICANS: Wassup! I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked. And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well. I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg, although I'm pretty sure they were American.
I drink beer, not water; I am outspoken, not opinionated; guns settle disputes, not discussions. Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. And it's pronounced 'ruf', not 'roof'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere. Burger King is fine dining. Washing after peeing is for losers; Twinkies and Moon Pies are good for breakfast; I have a shed, not a garage; and WWF action is real!
The United States of America is the only country in the world; the first nation of ignorance; and the best part of South America! My name is Jim-Bob, I am married to my sister, and I am American!
