calling in sick...

[DiaMoND_GiRL]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

:heee

 

[sweetheart]

LMAO!!!!!! FUNNY DG....I SHOULD TELL THE GUYS TO USE THAT ONE!!!

 

[LaIndia320]

OH god LMAO that is too funny

 

[DiaMoND_GiRL]

there were plenty of times where i wanted to say this to my x-boss... :mad

 

[Vinss-T]

nice! LOL

 

[HennyLuv159]

ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!