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OMG...ONE THING I DON'T MISS ABOUT TX IS THE WATER BUGS!!!! OMG JUST THINKING OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!!!!

ONE NIGHT I HAD GOT INTO THE SHOWER AND I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW THIS HUGE FREAKIN' WATER BUG ON HIS BACK TRYING TO GET UP!!! OMG I FREAKED OUT!!!! I JUMPED OUT OF THE SHOWER AND I PUT ON MY TOWEL...I RAN OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND I WAS SCREAMING SOMEONE KILL THE WATER BUG NOW!!!!! ALL MY SISTERS FRIENDS WERE THERE!!! THEY WERE JUST LIKE

:hohsit WELL THEY KILLED IT AND PUT IT IN THE BATHROOM TRASH...I WAS LIKE DID YOU REALLY GET IT...IS IT REALLY DEAD??? AND THEY WERE LIKE YES!!!! MAN I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE...I DIDN'T DARE CLOSE MY EYES!!!! IT TOOK ME WEEKS BEFORE I STOPED SCANNING THE BATHROOM FOR IT!!!!!!!

DOSE ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY STORIES ABOUT BUGS??? LOVE TO HEAR THEM!!!!!
 
Oh man.

I HATE HATE HATE any stinging insects (bees, wasps, hornets), but I still do "outdoor" things.

Well, one summer I went camping with a group of friends. It was Sunday, we were packing up to leave, and my brother decides to "relieve" himself in the woods. Apparently, he did so over a beehive. When he heard the buzzing, he ran back to the campsite, bees following.

Well, my truck door was open, and a few of the bees decided that a good safe home would be under the seat in the front of the truck.

Driving home down Rt 80, oh, at about 75mph, and suddenly, there is a sharp pain on my stomach. I reach down to scratch it, and I hear "crunch" and in my hand, there is a dead bee.

I look down, and I have about 6 or 7 bees crawling up and down my jeans!!!!! 😱

I don't know how the hell I managed to get to the side of the road without crashing, but I pulled over, and my brother (in the car behind me) stopped too. I made him go in and look under the seat, there were a few more bees there.

Once they were taken care of, we went home. It is a miracle I didn't get stung more, or crash the car.
 
I had a waterbug crawl up my leg when I was in the shower soaping myself. Boy did I jump out of there like a firecracker! 😱

Ewwk hate them!

-ant
 
u ppl are hilarious with these bugs, LMAO

i remember that summer just before 9-11 was aphid invasion for toronto.. for like an entire week, you'd go outside & literally see waves of little green aphids flying around. people downtown were literally walking around with their hands over their mouths because they'd fly in.. and when i played tennis, every time the ball fell on the ground it'd get covered with aphids. then that caused a ladybug invasion in the fall because they had so many aphids to eat.. ever time i biked, i'd hear clicking sounds from my glasses - that was ladybugs slamming into my glasses over & over again. and at the end of my bike rides, i'd hafta shake the ladybugs off my clothes before entering the house. pleasant!
 
oh man! one time i was at my ex-man's house and we were watching a movie. i start hearing this buzz-flappin type of sound... (for all u mal-pensados... no it wasnt us) w/e.
after the movie i went to take a bath. when i go into the bathroom... there goes that damn sound again. i thought it was just the lights or something... when i look up....i saw a palmetto (those are the roaches that fly... 🙁)ewwww! i run out the bathroom... yellin like a crazy woman.... in a towel...
OMG! my ex-man was scared cuz he thought i hurt myself... when he sees the roach, he gets a fryin pan from the kitchen (the roach flew to the kitchen by this point and lands on the floor) he slams the pan on the roach... u'd think the damn thing is dead... NO!! it was still tryin 2 get up... kinda mocking me! i was like "kill it" and he stepped on it... and i heard that crunching noise... ewwwwww! OMG! i never went into his bathroom again, with out him checkin it first.
 
Can't say I have a bug horror story but since I just moved to TX, I'll be sure to watch out for those water bugs!

then maybe I'll have a story for you.
 
ChuckD said:
That is the worst noise ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate that crunch when you step on a bug. ewhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Worse than the crunching sound are the ones who squirt.

ewwww.
 
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