best or worst pick up lines

[Kenny Guido]

nah!! diane was no way like that when we met!

 

[mzcrazybtch]

one that made me laugh:

I need you to jump in my cup of coffee cause it's not sweet enough.

 

[Shorty3869]

lmao !

 

[Gornicevo]

My Italian friend used this one:

Him: Do you have any Italian in you?
Her: No.
Him: Would you like some Italian in you. 😱

:lol

 

[mzcrazybtch]

lol@gornicevo

 

[SONYA]

lmfaoooooooooooooo that's funny gornicevo 😛

 

[DJ Soul]

some guy got whooped by a bouncer for grabbing a girls hand and putting it on his crotch and said "what are we going to do about this"? referring tp his woody

 

[aim4night]

omg. wonder what the girl did.

 

[scotman]

Your must be wearing a mirror for panties, 'cause I can see myself in them! And, no, it never worked! Yet!

 

[Sam K]

"That outfit you're wearing would like really good in a crumpled pile on my bedroom floor"

Guy: Is your daddy a thief?
Girl: No.
Guy: Cause I think he stole the sparkle out the stars and put them in your eyes.