myonlysweetie
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" the woman replied. Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
ordered.
She did, and he pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any
milk."
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
:tounge
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" the woman replied. Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
ordered.
She did, and he pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any
milk."
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
:tounge
