Pattyg81
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As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she
heard
a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a
vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please,go
away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming
from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the
room, to
his dismay, he observed his daughter making passionate love
to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the
daughter said,
Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about
as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave
me alone."
A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping
trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing
noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that
area intent on telling her daughter to keep it in her
room,but instead she observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring
at the
TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied,"I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
:lol :whistle
heard
a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a
vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please,go
away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming
from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the
room, to
his dismay, he observed his daughter making passionate love
to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the
daughter said,
Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about
as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave
me alone."
A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping
trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing
noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that
area intent on telling her daughter to keep it in her
room,but instead she observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring
at the
TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied,"I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
:lol :whistle
